The LuLac Edition #242, June 9th, 2007

PHOTO ID: TONY SOPRANO AND THE SHOW'S LOGO.

SOPRANOS

HOW IT WILL END:

SCENARIO #1: Uncle Junior may want you to think he’s bats but he may not be. Junior’s character always stewed over slights, real and imagined. Is it so far fetched that Uncle Jun is orchestrating all the messed up things from his prison cell to be the last New Jersey “don” standing?

SCENARIO #2: The missing mob Russian. Remember the episode where Paulie and Christopher had to take care of a Russian mobster? Instead, he took care of them. Got them lost in the woods like two whiney babies. Tony had to come and get them. Interestingly enough, this episode played on A&E this week. A&E has been running episodes every week except one. Could it be this episode this week was a juxtaposition for the final scenes?

SCENARIO #3: Taking a page from the Godfather, (the series has many GF references) perhaps Tony ends up alone sans family and kids. He told Carmella “they never come after the families”. Set up? Michael Corleone died along without any family except a little dog. Might happen here.

SCENARIO #4: Throughout the series, Tony showed great disdain for “the rats”. Could he do a Henry Hill and go into the witness protection program? Confined to midwest macaroni and cheese instead of basil and garlic.

SCENARIO #5: Tony moves the family to Archbald and makes the pothole a theme park.

Those are my guesses. We’ll find out Sunday.