The LuLac Edition #4,385, August 25th, 2020

MAYBE I’M AMAZED

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MAYBE I’M AMAZED…..that still another investigation is underway regarding Donald Trump’s properties. New York state's attorney general is investigating whether U.S. President Donald Trump improperly manipulated the value of his assets to secure loans and obtain economic and tax benefits, and accused his son Eric of being uncooperative in the probe. The disclosure was made in a filing on Monday with a New York state court in Manhattan, where Attorney General Letitia James wants the Trump Organization, Eric Trump and others to comply with subpoenas her office issued. (NY Daily News, LuLac)
MAYBE I’M AMAZED……that the Great Lakes have more than 30,000 islands.
MAYBE I’M AMAZED…..that the GOP lie machine is up and running. Lying about what Biden said about the police, what Michelle Obama said about demonstrations and the origin of Kamala Harris’ birth.
MAYBE I’M AMAZED…..that New York State is trying to dismantle the NRA NY attorney general accuses Wayne LaPierre, other execs in multi-million dollar fraud scheme
The leaders of the powerful National Rifle Association were accused Thursday of participating in a fraud scheme that contributed to $64 million in losses and financed lavish lifestyles featuring private jet travel to exclusive resorts, according to a lawsuit brought by New York Attorney General Letitia James, who seeks to shut down the gun rights organization. The civil action, which names longtime NRA chief Wayne LaPierre and three other executives, details an array of alleged wrongdoing that severely weakened the nearly 150-year-old organization. “The NRA’s influence has been so powerful that the organization went unchecked for decades while top executives funneled millions into their own pockets,” James said. "The NRA is fraught with fraud and abuse, which is why we seek to dissolve the NRA, because no organization is above the law.
Holy smokes, these guys are shaking in their boots.(Yahoo News, LuLac)
MAYBE I’M AMAZED…..that bugs are attracted to people who eat bananas. We might have written this before but we’ll use any excuse to feature this song.

MAYBE I’M AMAZED……that while the Luzerne County GOP has a lot of Trump signs up, just as many Dems and Republicans disgusted by Trump are asking for those Biden-Harris signs. 
MAYBE I’M AMAZED…..that the first VCR was made in 1956 and it was the size of a piano.
MAYBE I’M AMAZED….that after my appearances on WILK last week  a lady called The Comment Line and said, “He shouldn’t be allowed to speak on the radio or even at all!” Ah, fans!
MAYBE I’M AMAZED…..that Trump is against mail in voting and is setting the groundwork for people to think the election was rigged if he loses. The stupid SOB did that last time and won. But Trumpanzees have very short memories. 
MAYBE I'M AMAZED......that in 2016 the Republican party platform consisted of 66 pages. This year: 0.  That says all you need to know about the state of this party. Follow and enthusiastically support Diaper Don.