The LuLac Edition #4,425, October 27th, 2020

MAYBE I’M AMAZED

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MAYBE I’M AMAZED……that 17 million people saw Diaper Don’s meltdown on “60 Minutes Sunday night. He acted like a petulant child after he tried to bully Lesley Stahl. The bottom line here is Trump can’t stand strong women. He is so pathetic and just so sad.

MAYBE I’M AMAZED……that the largest fish is the whale shark. It measures 50 feet long and weighs two tons.

MAYBE I’M AMAZED…….that the Black Lives Matter people invited the Republicans and by extension the Trump people to give a talk at their event on Sunday on Public Square. All they did was show up in pick-up trucks with horns blaring and flags waving. That was it. When they have nothing to say, they just beep their little itty horns. Little itty bitty men do that I guess.

MAYBE I’M AMAZED….that South Carolina is home to the first sea farm in the United States.

MAYBE I’M AMAZED……that old Diaper Don wants women to like him. But then he goes out of his way to attack Kamala Harris, Nancy Pelosi, Hillary clinton  and any other woman who intimidates him.  That isn’t going to help him win anywhere.

MAYBE I’M AMAZED……but not that Long Island is the largest island in the Continental United States.

MAYBE I’M AMAZED……at the long lines everyday at the Luzerne county voting office. It tells me that people are taking this election seriously.

MAYBE I’M AMAZED….that the Dragon Fly can reach a speed of up to 36 miles per hour.

MAYBE I’M AMAZED….but not that shortly after President Donald Trump abruptly ended an interview with "60 Minutes" anchor Lesley Stahl, White House press secretary Kayleigh McEnany showed up with a massively large book in tow. Except it wasn't Trump's health care plan. Because that, well, doesn't exist. Instead, according to the "60 Minutes" Twitter feed, the book was "filled with executive orders and congressional initiatives, but no comprehensive healthcare plan." Again, bullshit from a bullshitter! The bogus book is a metaphor for the Trump Presidency.

MAYBE I’M AMAZED……that when Lesley Stahl was interviewing Trump he accused her of being tougher on him (Trump) than she was on Joe Biden. The fact is Stahl hasn’t interviewed Biden in a decade.