The LuLac Edition #4,506, April 27th, 2021

MAYBE I’M AMAZED 

 

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MAYBE I’M AMAZED………that the Republicans are now spreading the big lie that President Biden’s climate change policies will reduce the number of hamburgers people can have. The GOP, that bastion of individual freedoms worries about how people screw and eat. They pick at people on food stamps to make sure they don’t use that voucher for some seafood or a pricey dessert. Now they think Biden will ration hamburgers . Larry Kudlow one of the Trumpanzees said on Fox the other day that people would be forced to grill Brussels sprouts on the 4^th of July. I have news for Larry; Brussels sprouts are pretty damn good grilled. But again, the bullshit lies they tell are sucked up by ignorant people not willing to think for themselves.

MAYBE I’M AMAZED…in that vein, I heard a real crazy on Frank Andrews Show the other day. She was spouting off every right wing conspiracy theory you could think of. From the Illuminati to the old fallacy that there is a cabal waiting to take down the government. I like Frank but he let this blabbermouth with the sore foot go on and on. She  was thankfully called out by the next caller. Frank let them give their sides of the argument, I’ll give him that but when they start to go off the rails, he does have a button to dispatch people like Donna back into her own paranoid universe.

MAYBE I’M AMAZED…..that the largest is the whole shark-it can be over 50feet and weigh two toms.

MAYBE I’M AMAZED…but also glad that The Justice Department is opening a sweeping probe into policing in Louisville, Kentucky over the March 2020 death of Breonna Taylor, who was shot to death by police during a raid at her home, Attorney General Merrick Garland announced Monday.  It's the second such sweeping probe into a law enforcement agency by the Biden administration in a week.

MAYBE I’M AMAZED….that during a typical Major League baseball season, over 200,000 baseballs are used.

MAYBE I’M AMAZED…..at the wonderful music being featured this month on Public Radio and TV celebrating National Jazz Appreciation Month.

MAYBE I’M AMAZED….that seditious and Trumpanzee Dan Mueser sends a fundraising e mail saying “I’m fed up”. Danny boy has a hard now for Hunter Biden. Check out this crap from cowardly Don.

While Joe Biden continues to wage war on the constitutional rights of law-abiding gun owners, Hunter Biden has allegedly gotten away with breaking federal gun laws. From lying on his gun application about his drug use to improperly disposing of his firearm in a trash bin, it's clear that Hunter Biden has violated multiple federal laws. So why hasn’t he been charged? His last name might have something to do with it. This blatant hypocrisy is what the Radical Left is known for - they decry walls as 'racist' while they construct barriers around the Capitol, they ban guns while enjoying armed security, and they raise your taxes while enriching themselves off of your hard-earned tax dollars. If you're fed up with this hypocrisy, help me hold Joe Biden and his corrupt family accountable.

No one is taking your guns Dan as if you’d have the guts to use one. People will remember you're  name and your actions on January 6^th.  Believe me you will be held accountable for your endorsement of a Trump’s lie about election fraud and how it incited violence on the place where you allegedly work.

MAYBE I’M AMAZED……that a strand from the web of a golden spider is as strong as a steel wire of the same size.

MAYBE I’M AMAZED….that the Republican Party has clung to the coat tails of a loser. Never in the history of the Presidency has a party embraced a twice impeached, whore mongering pig who lost not only his re-election but the House and the Senate. Hoover and Carter as well as George H. W. Bush were relegated to the status of also rams but this party has lost its soul, its way and any shred of integrity 

MAYBE I'M AMAZED.....that Caitlyn Jenner wants to run for Governor of California. The fact that Caitlyn wants to run for office is not surprising or amazing for that matter. What is amazing is that Jenner is running as a Republican. In case she hasn't noticed, the GOP has been no friend to people of her persuasion that have made life changing moves. As a matter of fact they tried to demonize and belittle that community at every opportunity. I understand the ambition and passion to serve, just not the vehicle Jenner is using to get there.