The LuLac Edition #4,684, , February 8th, 2022

 MAYBE I'M AMAZED 

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MAYBE I’M AMAZED…….that it appears President Trump told the truth about Insurrection Day. Old Diaper Don admitted that he was hopeful his Vice President Mike Pence would overthrow the election and keep him in power. It only proves that old adage that you can’t fix stupid.

MAYBE I’M AMAZED……. that baby bunnies are called kittens. There’s a Playboy bunny reference or joke in there somewhere but I’m abstaining from even thinking about that.

MAYBE I’M AMAZED…..that there are Republicans, the Republican National Committee BTW who hasn't even  written a platform since 2016, maybe I’m amazed that the party voted to dub Insurrection Day as “legitimate political discourse”. Oh so that’s what the below looks like!

MAYBE I’M AMAZED……that ketchup was once sold as a medicine.

MAYBE I’M AMAZED…….that the Republican state party offered no endorsements this past weekend. They instead want their party to duke it out and see which bigoted numbskull comes out on top.

MAYBE I’M AMAZED…..that a crocodile can’t stick out its tongue.

MAYBE I’M AMAZED…..but not really that the excitement engendered by the Wilkes Barre City Ice Skating rink is going to bring more visitors into the downtown.  

MAYBE I’M AMAZED……that children have more taste  buds than adults.

MAYBE I’M AMAZED……..that they still play The Pro Bowl and that the AFC has won 5 in a row. This year’s game was played in Vegas.  

MAYBE I’M AMAZED……that no word in the English language rhymes with month.

MAYBE I’M AMAZED…that Wordle is now a new type of game that will soon be replaced by something else. To me it’s the adult  version of PokeMan.