The LuLac Edition #5, 206, November 21st, 2024

 

AN OPEN LETTER TO PRESIDENT BIDEN

PARDON

HUNTER

Dear Mr. President:

          Thank you for all the work you’ve done as President of the United States. Thank you for your superb handling of covid and how you brought America back from the brink of death. You were really handed a steaming puddle from the previous administration. Remember they said bleach would do the healing while there was no execution of the vaccines needed by Americans in that dark time.  

Thank you for the infrastructure bill.

Expansion of NATO that prevented Russia from outflanking the European borders. 

Unwavering support for Ukraine’s freedom from Russian aggression.

The lowest unemployment since the 60s.

Restored jobs that were lost to Co-Vid. 

The highest job numbers of any President in decades.

Gas prices still going down. 

Inflation being handled. 

Supply chain issues fixed.

Baby formula shortage issue solved within three weeks.

Bipartisan gun legislation passed, the first since 1994.

The PACT act (helping veterans and first responders despite GOP opposition.

The CHIPS act decreasing prices of cars, bringing industry to America.

The Inflation Reduction act.

The American Rescue Plan.

A border bill that gave the Republicans EVERYTHING they asked for but killed by Trump because of spineless cowards like Mike Johnson.

A staffing of a Cabinet that brought intelligence and honesty rather than chaos and instability. Your only clunker in this one was Merritt Garland who inexplicably lacked the balls to bring charges against Trump in a timely manner.

You’ve done a lot for the American people. You’ve sacrificed family, your time, and your personal reputation took a hell of a hit.

Your entire career has been one of public service which you have been ridiculed for. See Mr. President, people are ingrates. They have short attention spans and aren’t impressed by the facts but accept the lies coming at them. Little do they realize  they chose a criminal over a good man.

Believe me sir, in under a year they’ll miss your leadership and cabinet.

I had the honor of meeting you in 2019 when you came to Fox Hill Country Club in West Pittston. Scranton Joe and Junction Dave were never the country club types so I thought our meeting was ironic.

When we ended our conversation (through the good offices of the Vinsko family) you shook my hand and nodded, “: Anything I can for you or anyone, I will”.

Well, I’m calling in that marker.  Here’s what I want.

Even though you said you wouldn’t, (being the standup guy you are) PARDON YOUR SON on the way out the door. With the retread coming into office on the promise that he would pardon all the people who stormed the Capitol, killing police, defecating on House and Senate chambers, I think the Lord almighty will excuse you for one little broken promise.

Your son went through a living hell from a right-wing Congress that found every allegation against him without facts.

Your family has suffered enough from the constant ridicule of a good man, a decent man, a man of the people who never forgot where he came from. Please give that to your family for helping you help America.

It may not seem like it now sir, but you’re going to be missed.

With Best regards,

David Yonki

Wilkes-Barre, Pa

 

INTRODUCING 

A SNOWFLAKE BULLY

MACE'S MIND MUST BE A SCARY DIRTY PLACE

I was under the impression that the Republicans running for office this year were going to care about high food and gas prices, their sainted border, the so called committing of heinous crimes by immigrants (they claim) and the general well being of all of the American people.

But NO!

Nancy Mace,  a reactionary snowflake member of Congress wants to pass legislation to ban a transgender Delaware Democrat from Capitol women's restrooms.

She wants to ban ONE person from taking a crap. Talk about a waste of time. Mace led the charge against allowing Sarah McBride from using the women’s restrooms on Capitol Hill. McBride is a biological male who identifies and presents as a woman. Mace said Tuesday she is now receiving death threats, adding that she is the one being "unfairly targeted."

Poor baby snowflake. You spout HATE, you get HATE.

The Republican party, as a whole have an unusual fascination with bodily functions that that have nothing to do with the “American Christian” values they wrap this nonsense in. It’s strange and perverse.

This is NOT the work they were elected to do.

Doing one’s business (no matter what they identify with) IS NO ONE’S BUSINESS…..especially not from a BIGOT that has refused to let go of hateful actions toward fellow human beings. 

I'm sorry she was raped but this has nothing to do with other's bodily fluids or waste. 

Plus Frank Lloyd Wright invented something in 1904 that the bully snowflake might take note of: 

A PUBLIC BATHROOM STALL FOR PRIVACY!

 

DEMS CONTROL STATE HOUSE DESPITE RED TRUMP WAVE

 Democrats will stay in control of the Pennsylvania House after holding off strong GOP challenges in Northeast Philadelphia, the city’s suburbs, and the heart of Trump country.

In the state Senate, Republicans easily maintained their majority after Tuesday’s election. That means the uneasy relationship between the chambers that has slowed policymaking to a crawl will continue in 2025.

Democrats flipped the state House in 2022 after more than a decade of GOP control. The party’s one-seat majority will remain the same next year.

Despite its size, majority control gives Democrats the power to set the agenda and block Republicans from unilaterally sending proposed constitutional amendments to the voters on issues like expanded voter ID.

 

SAY GOODBYE TO RAIL SERVICE TO NEW YORK

Once more the people of Northeastern Pennsylvania have screwed themselves and it’s because the suckers believe the bullshit fed them by the Republican lie machine. With the defeat of Matt Cartwright who was third in Appropriations in the Congress (which allocates funding to districts) and the defeat of three term Senator Bob Casey, we effectively have pissed away any Appropriations money for this region. That money will go to OTHER districts in America.

So bye bye Rail Service.

Bye bye equipment for volunteer fire companies.

And definitely kiss goodbye to police from the so-called law and order GOP.

It’s funny. Our parents worked hard to get us a better education than they had. But apparently that generation who had in sone cases 8^th grade education or high school were smart enough to re-elect Dan Flood, Joe McDade and Paul Kanjorski to multi terms while we, the educated prodigy throw out good men who actually were foolish enough to believe that there was even a hint of gratitude in this voting generation.  

 

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NJ Devils shutout NY Rangers 6-0……The Soviet Union helps deliver American wheat during the Ethiopian famine……Liquid gas tank in Mexico City explodes; 334 die……NY Met Dwight Gooden, 20, is youngest to be named NL Rookie of Year.. McDonald's makes its 50 billionth hamburger… Fred Rogers of PBS "Mr Rogers, Neighborhood" presents a sweater to Smithsonian Institution…. Christmas Carol" directed by Clive Donner starring George C. Scott premieres in the UK…..Boston College QB Doug Flutie passes (472 yards), including game ending 48 yard TD (Hail Mary Pass) to end game & beat Miami 47-45 and this week in 1984 the number one song in LuLac land and America was “Sea of Love” by The Honey Drippers