The LuLac Edition #5, 570, February 11th, 2026

 

WRITE ON WEDNESDAY

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Editors NOTE: This week we have another letter that we’d like to share about the current situation in this country regarding the disregard of human rights in the United States. Isn’t that funking hysterical???!!!! We, the bastion of freedom, now have our own freedoms under fire. Not from any enemy but a duly elected President of the United States. Dr. Alan Frank, not to be confused with last week’s Alec Frank offers this summation of the failure of Ice.

 

A “FRANK” SOLUTION ON IMMIGRATION

 

Alas, I hope we've all finally come to the conclusion that ICE is a failure. There's just way too much collateral damage. But for you MAGAheads you can bask in the glory that you deported almost a million and tell yourself it continued to make America great. Mazel tov.

So lets cut to the chase and accept certain facts and come up with a new concept.

I think we can all agree after 20 years of the Latin invasion that these people are pretty cool. I mean they're cultured, they like to party and they get excited to find a great deal at Boscov's. And seriously, who doesn’t crave a verde enchilada or a chicken quesadilla. Yum!

As for work ethic, do I have to convince you that a crew of Mexican laborers will have a new roof up before the next sunrise.  The kids are just as cute as our kids and they're bilingual to boot. And just by reading the signs walking through your local Home Depot you can learn Espanol too. Que pasa amigo.

And for all you God fearing Trumpsters, you should be happy to know that the pews in your local Catholic church are filled once again. The Latinos are holding up the fort for God. Thank God.

So what's the next course of action?. It's really quite simple. First accept the fact that legal or illegal they're here to stay. And with the help of  LOCAL and STATE law enforcement we'll continue the battle to get rid of the bad desperados. (The US Armed Forces on Main Street is a bad look).

 But there's no free ride. Impose an immigration tax of some amount (10,000 paid out over 5 years?) and a discount if you join the military. $2,000 a year, $166.67 a month.

OK?

Now back to work. The kids gotta get back to school so they can be the next generation of electricians, masons, teachers, doctors and lawyers. The skies the limit for them and us. .And the irony...................they’ll be. Making America Great Again!

Adios amigos.

Alan Frank

Kingston