The LuLac Edition #3125, January 20th, 2016

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HEY GIMME SOME LAND!!!

I have only been following the story about the idiots in the West who have occupied a wild life preserve very sporadically. When I hit a certain age I decided that life was too short to pay attention to anything that is just not worth it. But something came across the e mail machine this week that crystallized everything for me. Like unions, militias have become caricatures of themselves. Take a look at this and see if they even have a case.

Dear friends,

I'm sure by now you've heard about the armed militia that has seized a national wildlife refuge in Oregon. They vow to remain there until the federal government returns this land to its rightful owners - THEM.
They warned law enforcement authorities they will fight to their death. This band of deadbeat brothers has stiffed the U.S. taxpayers for years by refusing to pay the meager grazing fees they are charged by the federal government. They have a history of letting their cows overgraze federal land, trashing the environment in the process.
To support their noble efforts, these government-haters have asked millions of their fellow "patriots" to send supplies like pizza and beer. Such supplies are now being delivered by a government agency known as the U.S. Postal Service on roads built by the government.
In the meantime, since there really isn't much for these God-fearing militants to do while they patiently wait for government tanks, fighter jets, and guided missiles to light up the night sky, these REAL Americans thought it was time to redesign their popular "Tea Party" flag, which they so proudly fly.
In case you don't remember, the old Tea Party flag had these fearful words emblazoned across the bottom: "DON'T TREAD ON ME".

Oh and by the way, the brave militia men are getting annoyed by some of the care packages “patriots” are sending. People are sending dildos which I guess is a fitting gift for the group.