The LuLac Edition #3519, May 30th, 2017

MAYBE I’M AMAZED

TRUMP TRIP EDITION

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MAYBE I’M AMAZED….that the reason why Trump didn't remember that NATO stood behind us 1000% is because he was looking for those thousands of Muslims in Jersey City cheering! (LuLac re-wind)
MAYBE I’M AMAZED…..that when President Trump mentioned that the German people were bad, I naively thought he was referencing Nazi Germany and the atrocities committed during World War II. WRONG! He was referring to the fact that the Germans make money on so many cars that AMERICANS buy! Plus some of the car from Germany are made HERE! I’m not sure he even has a clue as to who was on what side in WWII.
MAYBE I’M AMAZED…..that Trump scolded NATO allies for not paying their fair share of expenses. If he had done his homework, he might have known NATO payments have increased since 2015 when it was requested quietly and without embarrassment from his predecessor.
Trump seems to forget that after 9/11, NATO countries fought in both Iraq and Afghanistan. Those counties sent soldiers that gave their lives.
Okay, so he is the first President to make a colossal ass out of himself with our allies. But he really topped himself when he said on Friday, a day after he chastised NATO, that the money has been pouring in since he made his comments. Jeez, the countries had no time to even cut a check! Where and how fast was the money coming in? He should be in the bullshit Hall of Fame!
MAYBE I’M AMAZED……that during Trump's trip to see Pope Francis, the Pontiff had the look of a guy in a hostage video.
MAYBE I’M AMAZED….that when Trump was in Brussels speaking to their leadership, he had a serious concern. Trump was concerned that he could never get a Golf Course built in that country.
MAYBE I’M AMAZED….that throughout this entire 9 day trip, there were no press briefings from the United States. To its OWN PEOPLE. The news had to come from foreign sources which I’m sure he’ll label as “fake”.
MAYBE I’M AMAZED…..that one Trump official defended Trump saying the President was tuckered out from the trip and was working 16 to 20 hours a day. Poor baby! Wasn’t this the guy who belittled Hillary for having no stamina? Trump chose to ride in a golf cart while his foreign counterparts took a walk through Taormina, Sicily, on Saturday during the Group of Seven summit.
Hey, as a person with a walking disability, I get it but Trump might have done it as a dodge so he didn’t have to talk about the Climate Change Agreement to the other six leaders.
MAYBE I’M AMAZED…but not…when Trump returned he characterized anonymous sources as not real and that they indeed create fake news. If that is the case, then why are there so many connecting dots to all of these sources? Like the 17 women who claim Trump pawed them, do you mean to tell me that all of these “sources” are liars?