The LuLac Edition #4,282, May 5th, 2020

MAYBE I’M AMAZED

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MAYBE I’M AMAZED……not really, that the President wished the North Korean dictator a hearty welcome back after the killer climbed out from under his rock in his sorry ass starving country. Celebrating a guy who tortured and killed Otto Warmbier, really?  You remember him, he was an American college student who was imprisoned in North Korea in 2016 on a charge of subversion. In June 2017, he was released by North Korea in a vegetative state and died soon afterward.
MAYBE I’M AMAZED….that you actually weigh less on top of a mountain than at sea level.
MAYBE I’M AMAZED…..that Trump-ites seem to blame Governor Tom Wolf for his actions in the pandemic. These right wing selfish idiots have to know that the Governor is only following CDC guidelines. Furthermore, they seem to blame Wolf for all the ills of everything in Pennsylvania when in fact their sainted Republican party has controlled both houses for decades!
MAYBE I’M AMAZED….that America's first roller coaster was built in 1827 and carried coal to the houses below.
MAYBE I’M AMAZED….that the most logical pick for Joe Biden as his Vice President, Amy Klobachar is on the low side of Democratic voter preferences. I think people need to hear more about her. The others in my view, Warren, too preachy, Harris, he won’t need her electorally, Abrams, you don’t give the Veepstakes to a person who just missed winning an election and 

Michigan Governor Gretchen Whitmer who is just too new. That's my take.
MAYBE I’M AMAZED..that the average rain cloud holds 6 million raindrops.

MAYBE I’M AMAZED…..that the Republican party has screamed hypocrisy with the Democrats and Joe Biden’s sole accusation of sexual harassment vs. Diaper Don’s numerous claims against him. Here’s the key difference of hypocrisy. The GOP went after DR. Ford when she made a charge against Brett Kavenaugh. The Democrats simply want the women, no matter who it is, no matter how far fetched to be heard politely and with dignity. It’s simple, thugs vs class.
MAYBE I’M AMAZED….the common garden worm has five pairs of hearts. Ah but are any of them gold?