The LuLac Edition #5, 124, June 10th, 20924

 

Sniff Sniff

 

He was too scared and timid to testify when called.

He was convicted in a trial in which he hid behind his lies like a little child.

He then whined about how unfair it was for him.

He then appealed because he wasn’t man enough to do time for a contempt crime that any person who wasn’t a cowering bully could handle.

His appeal was denied, and he was told to report to jail on July 1^st.

He started to rant and rave about how he wouldn’t be silenced and shut up.

He then said he’d fight this all the way to The Supreme Court.

He did everything but poop his third layer of pants and cry like a baby.

Ladies and gentleman….we give you

THE KING OF THE SNOW FLAKES! 

 

Tough guy:

NOT