Tuesday, November 13, 2007

The LuLac Edition #349, Nov. 13th, 2007



PHOTO INDEX: SEATRAIN'S "13 QUESTIONS".



13 QUESTIONS




1. WHAT ARE YOUR THOUGHTS ABOUT PAT ROBERTSON ENDORSING RUDY GIULIANI?




ABSOLUTELY AMAZING. THERE ARE SOME WHO SAY THAT ROBERTSON IS GONE OFF THE DEEP END, OTHERS WHO WONDER HOW HE CAN ENDORSE RUDY WHEN HE SAID 911 HAPPENED BECAUSE OF ALL THE SIN IN THE WORLD. THEY SAY POLITICS MAKES STRANGE BEDFELLOWS. PERSONALLY, I THINK THIS IS ROBERTSON’S SWIPE AT ROMNEY’S MORMAN RELIGION, I MIGHT BE READING TOO DEEP INTO THAT BUT I REALLY BELIEVE IT WAS A CALCULATION. RUDY’S SINS AND TRANSGRESSIONS JUST MIGHT BE IGNORED IF IT LOOKS LIKE HE CAN WIN THE GENERAL. ROBERTSON’S EMBRACEMENT IS A FIRST STEP.



2. FAVORITE CANDY BAR?




PAYDAY.




3. WHAT DID YOU THINK OF RENITA FENNICK’S OBSERVATION IN THE TIMES LEADER THAT A “D” BEFORE YOUR NAME FORGIVES EVERYTHING?



IF YOU ARE REFERRING TO HER INSIGHT THAT MARY DYSLESKI LOST FOR BLOWING THE WHISTLE ON TWO EMPLOYEES (WHO WERE HOLDOVERS FROM A DEMOCRATIC ADMINISTRATION I MIGHT ADD) AND BOB REILY WON BIG AFTER HAVING TWO OF HIS OFFICE WORKERS IN TROUBLE OVER FORGING A SIGNATURE, LET ME SAY THAT IT WAS QUITE AN OBSERVATION. REILLY’S OPPONENT NEVER BROUGHT IT UP AND I SERIOUSLY THINK THE REPUBLICAN PARTY EVEN INCLUDED IT IN ITS STRATEGY. FENNICK, WHO IN MY OPINION, ON A LOT OF ISSUES LIKE IMMIGRATION, HAS LOST HER WAY, WAS RIGHT ON TARGET WITH HER SUNDAY COLUMN. THE DEMS CAN GET AWAY WITH MORE BECAUSE THE GOP DOESN’T DO RESEARCH AND IF IT DID, WOULD HAVE NO MONEY TO MOUNT A SERIOUS MEDIA CAMPAIGN LIKE RED O’BRIEN DID AGAINST DYSLESKI.



4. DO YOU POST EVERYTHING YOU GET AND HOW MUCH DO YOU EDIT?




I ONLY EDIT STUFF THAT IS SLANDEROUS, SOURCES I CAN’T CONFIRM AND PERSONAL ATTACKS. THERE ARE THINGS I WON’T POST IF THEY PRESENT AN ANTI AMERICAN AGENDA OR HATE FILLED AGENDA.



5. HOW MANY TIMES DID MILTON SHAPP RUN FOR GOVERNOR AND IS IT TRUE HE RAN FOR PRESIDENT?



SHAPP RAN FOR GOVERNOR IN 1966. HIS HISTORIC “MAN AGAINST THE MACHINE” MEDIA BLITZ BEAT 36 YEAR OLD ROBERT CASEY, SENIOR. EVERY HOUSE GOT A 12 PAGE BOOK ABOUT HIM, THERE WERE TONS OF TV SPOTS AND A LOT OF FULL PAGE ADS. SHAPP LOST IN THE 1966 GENERAL TO LTN. GOVERNOR RAYMOND SHAFER. IN 1970, SHAPP RAN AGAIN IN THE PRIMARY AGAINST CASEY, BEAT HIM HANDILY AND THEN WON OVER SHAFER’S LTN. GOVERNOR RAYMOND BRODERICK (LATER A FEDERAL JUDGE). IN 1974, SHAPP AND HIS LTN. GOVERNOR, ERNIE KLINE WON OVER THE TEAM OF DREW LEWIS (LATER PRESIDENT REAGAN’S TRANSPORTATION SECRETARY) AND TUNKHANNOCK NATIVE AND STATE REPRESENTATIVE KEN LEE. IN 1976, SHAPP DECIDED TO JOIN THE FRAY OF OVER 16 DEMOCRATIC CANDIDATES FOR THE DEMOCRATIC NOMINATION. HIS STRATEGY WAS TO RUN IN THE FLORIDA PRIMARY AND POSSIBLEY GARNER PART OF THE JEWISH VOTE. THAT WAS OVERSHADOWED BY THE BATTLE BETWEEN FORMER GEORGIA GOVERNOR JIMMY CARTER AND ALABAMA GOVERNOR GEORGE WALLACE. IT WAS A BATTLE BETWEEN THE NEW AND OLD SOUTH. CARTER WON AND SHAPP GOT LOST IN THE SHUFFLE. HE QUIT THE RACE AFTER RUNNING DEAD LAST WITH 1% OF THE VOTE. SHAPP HAD GAINED NATIONAL PROMINENCE DURING THE TRUCKER’S STRIKES OF THE MID 1970S BUT HE COULD NOT MAKE AN IMPRESSION.



6. TEMPTATIONS OR FOUR TOPS?




TEMPTATIONS BY A SLIVER. (AND I ALSO OWN A DOUBLE BREASTED TEMPTATIONS TYPE SUIT THAT IS VERY COLORFUL). BOTH GROUPS HAD WONDERFUL SONGS AND GREAT HARMONIES.



7. IN RECENT ARTICLES ABOUT GREG SKREPENAK, YOU MENTION ED WIDEMAN BEING THE MINORITY COMMISSIONER IN 1963. WHO DID HE RUN WITH?




WIDEMAN WAS TEAMED WITH ATTORNEY ED MCULLOUGH IN THAT RACE AGAINST JIM POST AND BILL GOSS. MCULLOUGH WAS FAVORED TO WIN THE MINORITY POST BUT WIDEMAN WON ON ELECTION DAY WITH A SCANT 191 VOTES. THERE WERE 3,000 ABSENTEE BALLOTS AFTER ELECTION DAY BUT WIDEMAN HELD ON TO BUILD AN IMPRESSIVE 4 TERMS AS LUZERNE COUNTY COMMISSIONER.




8. HOW MANY PENNSYLVANIA LIVING GOVERNORS ARE THERE?




FIVE. GEORGE LEADER WHO WAS ELECTED IN HIS THIRTIES SERVING FROM 1955 TO 1959, WILLIAM W. SCRANTON, SERVING FROM 1963 TO 1967, RICHARD THORNBURGH, SERVING 1979 TO 1987, TOM RIDGE SERVING FROM 1995 TO 2001, AND MARK SCHWEIKER WHO SUCCEEDED HIM UNTIL 2003.




9. HOW DO THE LOCAL REPUBLICANS REBUILD THEIR LOCAL PARTY?




DON’T KNOW. WORKING ON A PIECE THAT WILL INVESTIGATE HOW THAT TASK CAN BE DONE. I'D APPRECIATE ANY INPUT FROM ANYONE ON THIS MATTER. IN THE MID 70S, I USED TO DRIVE MY DAD TO DOWNTOWN SCRANTON FOR A DOCTOR’S APPOINTMENT. BACK THEN THE TOWN WAS A MESS AND HE USED TO SAY THE ONLY WAY TO FIX IT WAS “TO BLOW IT UP AND START OVER”. I HAVE THAT VERY SAME FEELING ABOUT THE LUZERNE COUNTY GRAND OLD PARTY.




10. HOW DID YOU LIKED BEING YOU TUBED?




ENJOYED IT ACTUALLY. I WAS IN SOME PRETTY GOOD COMPANY.




11. ON THANKSGIVING, WHITE OR DARK MEAT?




DARK. LOVE THE DRUMSTICKS AND NO ONE IN ALL OF MY FAMILIES LIKE THEM SO I’M WALKING THE WALK (OR THE TURKEY’S WALK) ON THANKSGIVING DAY.




12. DOES THE GOP HAVE A CHANCE IN THE 2008 PRESIDENTIAL RACE?




ABSOLUTLEY. LOOK FOR THE PARTY TO USE IMMIGRATION AS A WEDGE ISSUE, WATCH THEM TRY TO BOX THE DEMS IN ON NATIONAL SECURITY, SEE THEM RUN ADS AGAINST THE DEMOCRATIC CONGRESS FOR FALLING SHORT OF THEIR AGENDA AND LOOK FOR THEM TO USE NATIONALIZED HEALTH CARE AS A BAD THING RATHER THAN SOMETHING THAT NEEDS TO BE DEBATED. THEY’LL TELL YOU THE DEMS WON’T KEEP YOU SAFE AND USE FEAR AS A WEAPON AGAINST REASON. THE DEMOCRATS HAVE NO WALK IN THE PARK IN 2008, AFTER ALL THIS IS THE SAME PARTY (THE GOP) THAT CONVINCED US THAT A WAR HERO WITH THREE COMBAT MEDALS WAS A FRAUD (KERRY) AND THAT A ROTC LIGHTWEIGHT (BUSH) WAS G.I. JOE.




13. ORIGINAL ABE’S OR THE KNOCK OFFS?




I USED TO GO TO THE ORIGINAL ABE’S ON SOUTH MAIN STREET ALL THE TIME. 3 DOGS WITH EVERYTHING TO GO. BUT THERE WAS A VERY YOUNG, SNARLY WAITRESS THERE WHO SEEMED AS IF SHE WAS ENTITLED TO THE WORLD. SHE NEVER SAID “THANK YOU”, “PLEASE” OR “CAN I HELP YOU?” SHE WAS RUDE TO EVERYONE, EVEN HER CO-WORKERS. SO ONE DAY I DECIDED NOT TO GO BACK. THE OTHER PEOPLE THERE WERE GREAT, THE OTHER OLDER WAITRESSES WERE DOLLS BUT I COULDN’T UNDERSTAND WHY EVERYONE LET THIS ONE PERSON GET AWAY WITH SUCH BAD BEHAVIOR. ESPECIALLY TOWARD OLDER CUSTOMERS. THEY’VE BEEN IN BUSINESS 60 YEARS WITHOUT MY THREE DOGS A WEEK BREAKING THEM SO I’M SURE THEY DON’T EVEN MISS ME. BUT AS A CONSUMER, SOMETIMES YOU HAVE TO TAKE A STAND. I GO TO THE ONE NOW ON RT. 309 NEAR K MART. THE DOGS AREN’T AS GOOD, BUT THEY LOAD THEM UP WITH SAUERKRAUT AND THE WAITRESSES, YOUNG OR OLD, DON’T LOOK AT YOU AS IF YOU WERE GUM ON THEIR SHOES.




6 Comments:

At 7:01 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Temptations or Four Tops? Tough choice for a guy crowdin 60, but I'll go with the Four Tops on the basis of a couple songs.
Keep up the good work, Mr Yonks. You are doin a service to the Lu and the Lac.

 
At 2:12 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

More questions than answers:

1. Who coaches on air reporters and newscasters? Pronunciation and enunciation is going down hill fast. If anyone can interpret what it is that the local NBC evening anchor is saying, please let me know. He seems to swallow half his words. And isn’t it time that everyone learns how to pronounce the names of the towns the reporters are covering? And the candidates who are running for office?

2. And while I’m at it, what is he doing in these stings? And what is it the police are trying to achieve by cooperating with him? Is this the local version of reality TV wherein numbskulls are lured to remote hotels to meet supposedly pre-teen girls for illicit purposes? Does this sound tacky and lurid to anyone else?

3. Does anyone care about the weather on the roof and the jokers who regale us with what the weather was like today in the Poconos and in Williamsport?

4. Is there really enough news to support the extended local news programming each and every afternoon and evening? From what I can see, it looks like the same handful of stories repeated with a slight variation, e.g., the reporter is on screen at noon but a voice over at six.

5. Is it any wonder the numbers are stinko for the caliber of news we get served around here?

 
At 8:41 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Great points on local news. As Folksinger John Prine said long before cable 24 hour a day news, "All the news just repeats itself."
How about Channel 16 where each story starts with the location by County and ends five sentences later with the same? My current candidate for most ridiculous is Channel 22's Interactive News.
Local news is Minor League in NEPA.

 
At 7:35 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

The best shot at reviving W-B's Republican Party is to make Peter Gagliardi its face. The man gets it!

 
At 9:07 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Mr. Yonki,
Maybe you know the answer to a question I have been pondering?
If Luzerne county is approximately 13-15 million in the hole, what justification do they have to "loan" $400.000 + to Rittenhouse Entertainment LLD,and $30,000 to A Cup of Heaven coffee house?
When did the County go into the loan business?
Do we not have banks, and loan companies for the entrepreneurs to seek loans from, or are they not good credit risks?
I agree with Ms. Fennick's editorial in that several good hard working conscientious people bit the dust, because the lame and lazy sheep who are led by the nose by the party and voted a straight party ticket.
Now we will have to live with those so selected. A one party does not make a for democractic form of government.
Why would the "voters" of Luzerne County rather moan in the dark, than light one candle? Go figure??

 
At 9:09 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

The only question left is how asinine will Cordaro manage to look before he leaves office? I’m thinking he either barricades himself in his office and has to be tear gassed out or he leaves by helicopter, at taxpayers expense, lifting off from the courthouse square after giving the double V for Victory sign in the doorway. One thing for sure, the Times wont have “Dick Cordaro to kick around anymore. He will then go on to run unsuccessfully for Governor and later become President of the United States.
Meanwhile AJ Upchuck becomes Minority Commissioner for life and is put in charge of ordering lunch for the other Commissioners, a position where he can watch spending!

 

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