The LuLac Edition #834, May 31st, 2009
OH BABY 2
Last week in one of our editions, edition #829 in fact, we took Bristol Palin and her family to task for glamourizing her teenage pregnancy through the cover of People Magazine. We also made comments about unwed mothers bringing children into an uncertain world and questioned the judgement of these women. A story that I saw on line yesterday though made the Palin controversy pale in comparision. Desmond Hatchett of Knoxville, Tennessee has fathered at least 20 children and maybe 21. This sex machine pig says he's impregnated at least 11 women and twice he's fathered four children in the same year. When Barry White was writing "Love Theme", I don't think he had this much multiplying in mind. The spotlight began to shine on Mr. Hatchett when his name appeared 11 times in one court docket regarding child support for fifteen kids. Hatchett is supposed to pay between $25 and $309 a month to each mother. But the state can only garnish 50 percent of his wages, to split among all the moms, and he only makes minimum wage. Some of the mothers get as little as $1.98. Mr. Sex Machine added a kicker to this story saying, "I didn't intend to have this many. It just happened". A couple of suggestions pal, maybe if you had respect for yourself and your women folk, this wouldn't just happen. Maybe if you kept it in your pants, this wouldn't just happen. Maybe if you weren't such a selfish, predatory animal, (and I'm being kind there) this wouldn't just happen. Three things outrage me about this story,
"HE'D GET KILLED!!"
That was our own Governor Ed Rendell handicapping the chances of Congressman Joe Sestak on MSNBC Friday night if the former Admiral decided to challenge Arlen Specter in the 2010 Democratic Senatorial primary. Here's Governor Ed on "The Ed Show".