The LuLac Edition #4,539, June 15th, 2021

 

MARTY FLYNN TAKES OFFICE

 

Marty Flynn is the new State Senator for the  22^nd District. He is just the third Senator holding that sea in 51 years. His committee assignments are Finance , Minority Chair, Appropriations, Community, Economic & Recreational Development, and Transportation.

We wish him luck.

 

WHY TRUMP CAN’T GET A BOOK DEAL

It has been recently  reported that unlike former Presidents who have left office and were sought after by publishers,. Donald Trump can’t get a bite from any of them. Here’s why:

1.       He’s Trump. Burnt too many bridges.

2.       Unlike Nixon who was widely published even after Watergate, Trump has nothing to say. No original thoughts, just blather.

3.       Trumpanzees could be bothered reading.

4.       Trumpanzees can’t read.

5.       Trumpanzees won’t read.

6.       There are so many lies you can just  hold in a book.

7.       His story is not over, just beginning.

8.       He’s Trump. What he’s selling, no one is buying.

That is all!