THe LuLac Edition #4,626, November 23rd, 2021

 

MAYBE I’M AMAZED

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MAYBE I’M AMAZED…….that Robert F. Kennedy Junior, Bobby and Ethel’s kid is an anti-vaccine proponent He also believes that the COVID virus emanated out of a lab in China and that Dr. Fauci is making millions on the health pandemic. He also thinks that Sirhan Sirhan should be released from jail too. Only thing to say about this is: WOW!

MAYBE I’M AMAZED…….but having grown up in Pittston realize that heat not sunlight ripens tomatoes.

MAYBE I’M AMAZED…that every day the mid-day afternoon talk show host on WILK screams bloody murder that the country is going to hell under Joe Biden. The fact that this felon is trying to be a mini Rush Limbaugh is both comical and sickening. What tore it for me was when he started talking about the assassination of JFK on Monday and how Lyndon Johnson assumed the Presidency. This loud mouth self-serving blowhard called LBJ a disaster as a President, referred to him as President Cornpone which is not even an original  insult. A disaster? LBJ won civil rights victories for blacks and people of color (which some of his racist listeners still try to decry) and made great social changes like Medicare. His nonsense is pathetic because it is scary to think this guy was once an officer of the court and an elected official. But he stokes the fires of hate and lies just as he genuflects in front of his lord and savior Donald Trump.

MAYBE I’M AMAZED….that a hummingbird weighs less than a penny.

MAYBE I’/M AMAZED….that in his 19 year playing career this was the first time LeBron James was suspended for anything.

MAYBE I’M AMAZED…..that a group of goats is called a trip.

MAYBE I’M AMAZED…..that people like Frank Scavo might say they’re sorry. And I don’t doubt his sincerity. But Frank was still another person who was dragged down by his association with Donald Trump.  Frank’s enthusiasm and support was rewarded with a jail stint because he believed the hog wash that came out of the pig President’s vile mouth.

MAYBE I’M AMAZED,,,that Mexican jumping  beans jump to get out of the sunlight.

MAYBE I’M AMAZED…….that on the anniversary of John F. Kennedy’s death, the place where he was murdered was no longer a solemn gathering place. No this year it was populated by pathetic morons, some of whom who gave their life savings to travel to Texas to wait for the second coming of the slain President, his wife and son who died in a plane crash. Their theory is that JFK will return and anoint his son as Trump’s Vice President in 2024. I said in an NAACP speech recently that “numbers don’t lie”. JFK would be 104, Jackie would be 88 and John John would be 61! This is the sick world we live in today folks. 

MAYBE I’M AMAZED…that no two lip impressions are the same.

MAYBE I’M AMAZED…….that WILK has not banned “John from Dupont”. John is the squeaky gravelly voiced incoherent slug that calls all the time. He has no guts and always says he’s from a different municipality. Last week he called the midafternoon joke of a talk show host and actually told the audience that January 6^th was media fiction and only resulted in  a few broken windows. He also said that NO ONE GOT KILLED! He then yammered on about how the investigation was an attack on Republicans and it wasn’t such a big deal. I referenced Frank Scavo before in this edition. Scavo broke the law for sure but I believe he did so because of passion he believed in and acted upon. It was wrong and he acted. Now he has to pay the consequences. But Scavo is at least a man who took action even though it was the wrong action. Squeaky piglet John sits back and stirs the pot but like a  little whiny coward just shoots his pathetic mouth off. The guy is so stupid and non-aware he doesn’t realize  that Jason Barsky routinely makes fun of him when Johnny job call the comment line and spews his waste from  his pathetic little mouth.