The LuLac Edition #1078, Jan. 23rd, 2010
Q: Do you surf the Internet on your job?
Q: During work hours?
A: If it’s breaking news or an emergency, yeah. I usually do it once an hour.
Q: And your supervisor knows?
A: Yeah but I don’t abuse it. I work in a three person cubicle area and as long as I process my orders and things are okay, I’ve heard no complaints.
Q: When other people abuse it, what happens?
A: A warning. You can’t order anything from work, bet on line, look at porn because the company can see it all.
Q: Have people in your company done that?
A: A few I know of.
Q: What happened to them?
A: Haven’t seen them lately.
Q: How ‘bout lunch?
A: I eat at my desk and go on CNN, ESPN, Fox Sports. I even listen to music.
Q: Are they cool with that?
A: Oh yeah as long as you keep the volume down.
Q: What else you read?
A: Once in a while WILK and Fox. The Times Leader, the Voice, the Scranton Times and the PA HomePage for the weather. Plus LuLac and Gort.
Q: You’re just saying that to make me feel good, right?
A: Yeah. No, I’ll read you when things get crazy under the roof on River Street.
Q: How am I doing?
A: Well you’re no Kristi Capel or Huffington Post but then who the hell is.
Q: Very true. Wanna friend me on FaceBook?
A: Uh, no. I'll pass.