The LuLac Edition #1784, October 5th, 2011
PHOTO INDEX: "WRITE ON WEDNESDAY" LOGO.
WRITE ON WEDNESDAY
YA KNOW YOU'RE IN PA. WHEN
A good friend of mine from Florida sent this up to me this past week. He claims it came from Jeff Foxworthy but I bet any one or all of us might have uttered these phrases:
1. If your local Dairy Queen is closed
from September through May,
you may live in Pennsylvania.
2. If someone in a Home Depot store offers you
assistance and they don't even work there,
you may live in Pennsylvania.
3. If you've worn shorts and a parka at the
same time, you may live in Pennsylvania.
4. If you've had a lengthy telephone conversation
with someone who dialed a wrong number,
you may live in Pennsylvania.
5. If "vacation" means going anywhere south of
Harrisburg for the weekend,
you may live in Pennsylvania.
6. If you measure distance in hours,
you may live in Pennsylvania.
7. If you know several people who have hit a deer
more than once, you may live in Pennsylvania.
8. If you have switched from 'heat' to 'A/C' in
the same day and back again, you may live in Pennsylvania.
9. If you can drive 75 mph through 2 feet of snow
during a raging blizzard without flinching,
you may live in Pennsylvania.
10. If you install security lights on your house and garage,
but leave both doors unlocked,
you may live in Pennsylvania.
11. If you carry jumpers in your car and
your wife knows how to use them,
you may live in Pennsylvania.
12. If you design your kid's Halloween costume
to fit over a snowsuit,
you may live in Pennsylvania.
13. If the speed limit on the highway is 55 mph -
you're going 80 and everybody is passing you,
you may live in Pennsylvania.
14. If driving is better in the winter because
the potholes are filled with snow,
you may live in Pennsylvania.
15. If you know all 4 seasons: almost winter,
winter, still winter and road construction,
you may live in Pennsylvania.
16. If you have more miles on your snow blower than your car,
you may live in Pennsylvania ...
17. If you find 10 degrees "a little chilly",
you may live in Pennsylvania.
posted by David Yonki @ 1:54 AM
14 comments
14 Comments:
Never found this jerk Foxworthy one bit funny. He probably has every record no talent still livin off his Daddys reputation Hank Williams Jr (his first name aint Hank by the way that was just better for the career) ever made. We can joke about it all we want, but when morons like this take us on I get pissed! I've got nothing against the South or Southerners. Just assholes and I've just been discussing two. Hank only apologized for his stupid remarks because they were about to bite him financially on his fat racist ass!
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Never found this jerk Foxworthy one bit funny. He probably has every record no talent still livin off his Daddys reputation Hank Williams Jr (his first name aint Hank by the way that was just better for the career) ever made. We can joke about it all we want, but when morons like this take us on I get pissed! I've got nothing against the South or Southerners. Just ***holes and I've just been discussing two. Hank only apologized for his stupid remarks because they were about to bite him financially on his fat racist ass!
Dave, Just checked out your FaceBook page. Are you okay?
Helen Fulbright
IN RESPONSE
Dave, Just checked out your FaceBook page. Are you okay?
WIPED OUT ON THE KITCHEN FLOOR. HYPER EXTENDED RIGHT ARM, BRUISED RIGHT LEG. NO BROKEN BONES, THAT'S A MIRACLE. HOME. THANKS FOR THE CONCERN.
You might want to have your head examined. With some of the comments you make, that might explain a lot.
2:28 - 7:58
wow, hope no one takes you serious. Apparently your intellect is such that it has no room for humor.
That made me laugh, heynah yeah!
Such rabid venom torpedoes your "cause".
I guess I belong somewhere else because I understood what HWjr was TRYING to say. He really stumbled on that effort. Not as bad as Whoopie or Roseann or Mickey Moore but they all fit the same stereotype, wouldn't you say. Let's ignore 'em all...like a 60cycle hum.
IN RESPONSE
You might want to have your head examined. With some of the comments you make, that might explain a lot.
DID IN FACT HAD MY HEAD EXAMINED. THEY FOUND NOTHING.
Old Randall Hank is a knuckle draggin racist redneck former druggie and long time alcholic who never learned to keep his mouth shut and never will. Problem is he never has anything to say. Poster was correct. Without Daddys name-nothing! As to Foxworthy, I honestly never heard of him.
How's the dog doing?
Just because Dad was a genius doesnt mean his son cant be a moron!
I agree with 2:28. Foxworthy never was funny!But most of the posters reacted to Randall Williams anyway.
There is also a HankIII now and I understand he is a throwback to
Grandpa and talented unlike Randall.
IN RESPONSE
How's the dog doing?
FINE! I DIDN'T FALL ON THE DOG! IN MANY WAYS, HIS LIFE IS WAY BETTER THAN 95% OF THE MARRIED MEN IN LULAC LAND. IF HE COULD OPEN A BEER, CARRY A PIZZA AND WORK A REMOTE, HE'D BE ONE OF US!
Saw the dog on King's patio in Mountaintop. He can handle his beer, pizza and the little poodle he was sniffin'.
Please don't tell him I ratted him out!!!
I know I'm late on this but I GET The simile Hank was makin: the two are worlds apart and no game is going to bridge the gap. As soon as you let go of the psuedo- intellectual-emotional camo the response to him seems downright silly. Think about it, rationally.
BRING BACK HANK!
Yonki, you are definitely clueless when it comes to your assessment of Petrilla. I've read here a few times that Tom Pribula, former Budget and Finance Chief, is your cousin. Is that only by blood? Do you ever speak to each other? Have you talked to him within the past 3 years? He is responsible for much of the positives in stopping the bleeding in Luzerne County. He was rewarded by the Commissioners, (edited) with basically being forced out. What are your thoughts about Mr. Pribula becoming the County Manager or at least coming back in some capacity? Apparently you don't speak with your so-called cousin. (edited)
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