Monday, April 22, 2013

The LuLac Edition #2406, April 22nd, 2013

VOTING DEADLINE TODAY 

If you want to register to vote in the May primary, you must register today. For more information contact the Luzerne County Voter’s office @ (570) 825-1715) http://www.luzernecounty.org/county/departments_agencies/bureau_of_elections 
or the Lackawanna County Voter’s Office @ 570-963-6737. 
http://www.lackawannacounty.org/index.php/departmentsagencies/elections/voter-registration

3 Comments:

At 5:53 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Keep this on file BEFORE you vote against those that PRESERVED your gun rights.

Jasper Brisbon, 32, wandered up to a couple late Friday at the Lynnewood Apartments as the pair spoke outside their unit. Brisbon, they told police, appeared to be on drugs. He stared at the pair for several minutes before the couple decided to go into their apartment, police said.

But as they entered their home Brisbon jumped between them, forcing his way in.

The male of the couple ran to get a semi-automatic AR-15 rifle and insisted Brisbon leave. Brisbon refused. Instead, as the man yelled “Stop! Stop Stop!” Brisbon moved menacingly toward the man, police said.

The man fired a shot striking Brisbon in the torso and immediately called 911, police said.

An ambulance rushed Brisbon to Abington Memorial Hospital where doctors pronounced him dead. According to court records, Brisbon was awaiting trial on a charge of aggravated assault stemming from an incident in December.

Police said the residents of the apartment were cooperating with police, did not know Brisbon and that the AR-15 was legally purchased.

The AR-15 is lightweight, compact, easy to use and very effective at stopping a violent threat. Those who say otherwise don't know what they're talking about.

 
At 5:51 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Welcome Back Professor!

If you can get arrested for hunting or fishing without a license, but not for being in the country illegally ...

If you have to get your parents permission to go on a field trip or take an aspirin in school, but not to get an abortion ...

If the only school curriculum allowed to explain how we got here is evolution, but the government stops a $15 million construction project to keep a rare spider from evolving to extinction ...

If you have to show identification to board an airplane, cash a check, buy liquor or check out a library book, but not to vote who runs the government ...

If the government wants to ban stable, law-abiding citizens from owning gun magazines with more than ten rounds, but gives 20 F-16 fighter jets to the crazy new leaders in Egypt ...

If, in the largest city, you can buy two 16-ounce sodas, but not a 24-ounce soda because 24-ounces of a sugary drink might make you fat...

If an 80-year-old woman can be stripped searched by the TSA but a woman in a hijab is only subject to having her neck and head searched ...

If your government believes that the best way to eradicate trillions of dollars of debt is to spend trillions more ...

If a seven year old boy can be thrown out of school for saying his teacher is "cute," but hosting a sexual exploration or diversity class in grade school is perfectly acceptable ...

If children are forcibly removed from parents who discipline them with spankings while children of addicts are left in filth and drug infested "homes"...

If hard work and success are met with higher taxes and more government intrusion, while not working is rewarded with EBT cards, WIC checks, Medicaid, subsidized housing and free cell phones ...

If the government's plan for getting people back to work is to incentivize NOT working with 99 weeks of unemployment checks and no requirement to prove they applied but can't find work ...

If being stripped of the ability to defend yourself makes you more "safe" according to the government ... you might live in a country founded by geniuses but run by idiots.

 
At 5:59 AM, Anonymous Professor Milburn Cleaver, OPA said...

Anon 5:51:

Young man,
For your very eloquent and factual paper, I give you an A+!!!!

If all students were like you, this country and world would be in a much better place.

I am sure you sport a nice blazer and a windsor knot tie. And that your hair is groomed properly. Added to the fact that you have learned (quite early I am certain) a four letter word and its proper usage: SOAP. Unlike most of your classmates.

Thank you for your kind sentiments and expressions of good will, not to mention your common sense vision (worthy of Tom Paine).

Young man,
Enjoy your day. Dismissed!!!!

 

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