Saturday, January 04, 2014

The LuLac Edition #2579, January 4th, 2014

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MAYBE I’M AMAZED

MAYBE I’M AMAZED……….that with all the plaudits awarded to Bill O’Brien for his remarkable job at Penn State, let me throw this one in for the O’Brien haters. In the 63-14 loss to Ohio State in 2013, it was the first time in 114 years since Penn State gave up that many points. Loved O’Brien but if a Paterno die hard  needs a comeback against O’Brien's tenure, as flimsy as it is  there ya go.
MAYBE I’M AMAZED….that if you accrue 1376 days in the Major Leagues, roughly eight seasons, you can get a Golden Pass shaped like a credit card to get you in any major league ballpark in any regular season game. The card reads “In appreciation of long and meritorious service”. Kind of cool, that player  will always belong to that baseball family.
MAYBE I’M AMAZED……..speaking of baseball, in the 1952 season Virgil Trucks who died in 2013 was 5-19 for the Chicago White Sox. However, two of his wins were no hitters and he pitched an additional one hitter.He had an ERA of .397 that season.
MAYBE I’M AMAZED…..that the bumblebee bat is the smallest mammal on earth. The bat weighs less than a penny.
MAYBE I’M AMAZED……that there are ads running now against Democrat incumbents who voted for the Affordable Care Act saying the Act was responsible for health insurance policies being  cancelled. Here’s the deal: the Act didn’t cancel the insurance policies, the insurance companies did. Remember that.
MAYBE I’M AMAZED……that Cheerios touted the fact that they are getting rid of Genetically Modified ingredients. Now genetically modified ingredients are safe according to the FDA but a big hue and cry began by people who started to complain. However Cheerios is only taking the modified ingredients out of their main brand and not out of the the Honey Wheat or other varieties. Hedging their bets? In for a penny, in for a pound I’d say.
MAYBE I’M AMAZED…….that a bolt of lightning can reach temperatures hotter than 50,000 degrees Fahrenheit. Five times hotter than the sun.
MAYBE I’M AMAZED…..that certain people in Scranton are making a big deal out of the fact that incoming Mayor Bill Courtright is having a big Inaugural Ball ceremony even though the city is distressed. Ceremony is important and this is what politicians do to thank their supporters. Tom Leighton had a big deal in 2004 when he took over in Wilkes Barre. There is no need for a incoming office holder to wear a sack cloth and ashes to try to get the administration going. Party on and then get down to real business.
MAYBE I’M AMAZED…….at the stones on the guy in Hazleton who broke into an apartment to have sex with a woman while his girlfriend was hanging out on another floor in the same apartment building. So another  woman with the apartment getting broken into finds the guy coming out of her  bathroom and the guy asks her not to say anything because he doesn’t want to get in trouble with his girlfriend! I think I’m going to write a script for Vivid Video and send it to Chatsworth, California and see what happens!
MAYBE I’M AMAZED……..that I had to look twice to see who the new District Justice sworn into Pittston was. Seems like Alexandra Kokura Kravitz took the oath. Never saw the name Kravitz prominently displayed on those campaign posters. Just saying. So I guess the front runner for the Democratic nomination in 2016 is Hillary Rodham, right?
MAYBE I’M AMAZED…that in Colorado the price for an ounce of marijuana goes for $400.00. In New York City, it’s $120.00 and in Philly as low as $115 depending on the neighborhood. Like tobacco, I tried it once but the thing took too much work and wasn’t worth the effort. But isn’t that a wide disparity of price for legal vs. illegal?
MAYBE I’M AMAZED…..that August has the highest amount of births.

15 Comments:

At 5:01 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

The prices you quote for dope are for mediocre product. When I stopped buying several years ago $200 - 240 per ounce was about right for primo weed. I did ask a friend locally and he said $60-80 for an eighth was the going rate.
People cant afford and dont need the full ounce with the potency of these drugs as compared to the $15 bag back in the day when I started.
Thats well over $400 per ounce. You are simply talking about a subject you know nothing about. It is a forgivable offense. I just hope your expertise and research are better on the things of real local importance.
Bring along a bong and we will get together soon.

Jp

 
At 7:38 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

I totally disagree on Courtrights Inaugural Ball. I think a good solid approach would be to say this is a distressed city. No parties, no celebrations, lets get to work.Those he wishes to thank will be well taken care of with jobs and perks.
Nothing will change in Scranton! Fact is there is nothing to celebrate. Ask any taxpayer!

 
At 12:40 AM, Blogger David Yonki said...

IN RESPONSE
You are simply talking about a subject you know nothing about.
OH I AGREE. I HAVE NO IDEA. THE LAST TIME AND ONLY TIME I HAD IT WAS THE SUMMER OF '72 AND IT HAD NO IMPACT ON ME WHATSOEVER.
It is a forgivable offense. I just hope your expertise and research are better on the things of real local importance.
IF THEY EVER LEGALIZE IT IN LUZERNE COUNTY, AND HEY WE NEED THE MONEY HERE, I'LL MAKE YOU THE LULAC WEED CORRESPONDENT.
Bring along a bong and we will get together soon.
DID YOU MEAN THONG?

 
At 7:37 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Geez...and here I thought the mayor would reward by giving jobs to supporters...

 
At 11:13 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

7:38 PM "I totally disagree on Courtrights Inaugural Ball"

An inaugural ball is nothing more than a personal celebration of an election victory. It cost the city nothing and is paid for by the candidate or his committee. Regardless of the fiscal condition of Scranton, Courtright has the right to be proud of his victory and has the right to celebrate it. If you don't want to go, just stay home. It obviously does not concern you nor does your attitude show you supported him in the election. Sour grapes are never palatable.

 
At 1:03 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

11:13
Calm down. I don't even live in Scranton. Sour grapes aint got nothing to do with it. Just common sense. And in case you didn't notice it costs $50 bucks to go!

7:38

 
At 2:54 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

the Act didn’t cancel the insurance policies, the insurance companies did. Remember that.

Of course it did. The requirements forced on the companies by the government mandating all kinds of coverages made it a losing proposition for the companies to offer a policy. Why force yourself out of business?

Imagine if there was an Affordable Music Act, aka "Bar-Rock". There would be a template AND requirement for the lyrics, the instruments, the arrangement, the topic, and everyone MUST buy and download ONLY that music. Not only would Nardone close the rest of his shops but kiss "Big Muzak" goodbye. One size fits all.

Didn't you learn anything about capitalism from your book publishing?

 
At 4:06 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

It is generally understood Obama ordered insurance companies to drop policies that didn't meet his social justice standards.

 
At 4:50 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

When our health insurance cancellation notice arrived in the mail, my wife and I said "good riddance". We were FORCED to buy a crappy policy because of my "pre-existing" condition. Wanna know what it is?
Elevated cholesterol! We made out great with Obamacare: better coverage, lower premium, lower co-insurance, lower deductible. If John Boehner, Tom Marino, Lou Barletta and their buddies in Congress had their way, we would still be stuck with the piece of dudu we had before. Thank you President Obama, Harry Reid, Nancy Pelosi, and Kathleen Sebelius!

 
At 9:50 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

"that August has the highest amount of births."

Hmmm, November nights start getting longer and colder (we'll leave it at that )

 
At 5:52 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Hey 4:50

"elevated cholesterol" is too vague, what are your numbers?

It is not the insurance companies fault your numbers are high. It's like complaining about your auto insurance being high because of multiple tickets and accidents. It's about risk my friend and Big Pharma has convinced everyone there is a 1 to 1 ratio that you will die from cholesterol, diabetes or heart disease. Insurance covers that risk.

Guess what? The numbers have been lowered again! More money for the industry when doctors write scripts for a product already approved.

See where I'm going yet? Those companies no longer innovate as quickly or as much because of the regulation and test burdens associated with R & D. Hence, they must mine customers as much as possible.

Your crappy policy goes way beyond your crappy policy but its easier to blame your crappy policy.

We need to rethink and reset everything.

 
At 3:25 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

The thought of you in a thong would drive anyone to drugs!
The thought of almost anyone in a thong...
Plus its a bit chilly for thong wear these days.
Gotta go and get ready for the Inaugural Ball in Scranton. Now wheres my thong and tuxedo?

 
At 7:04 PM, Blogger David Yonki said...

IN RESPONSE
The thought of you in a thong would drive anyone to drugs!
The thought of almost anyone in a thong...
YEAH I SHOULD HAVE WROTE SONG INSTEAD OF THONG. LIKE THEM ON THE SI MODELS.....BUT NOWHERE, AND I EMPHASIZE THE WORD {NOWHERE} ELSE!

 
At 7:05 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

did i fall asleep or something? is it january 13th? because this post seems a lot like 13 questions!

 
At 11:17 AM, Anonymous Jim O'Neill said...

Cool, that you would mention the late Virgil Trucks. Not sure if you know this, but he is the Uncle of the Allman Brothers drummer, Butch Trucks, and a great uncle to the guitarist Derek Trucks, who plays with the Allmans as well as having his own band(s). Both are not strangers to NEPA

 

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