The LuLac Edition #4,339, June 30th, 2020

MAYBE I'M AMAZED

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MAYBE I’M AMAZED…….that the White House briefings started up again after two months. Of course the President was nowhere to be seen and the health professionals warned of a major spike if states and individual did not do what is safe.
MAYBE I’M AMAZED…….that wild camels once roamed Arizona’s deserts.
MAYBE I’M AMAZED…..that President Donald Trump on Sunday denied that he had been briefed on reported U.S. intelligence that a Russian military intelligence unit secretly offered bounties to Taliban-linked militants for killing American troops in Afghanistan, and he appeared to minimize the allegations against Moscow. If he was or didn’t see it, he's a lazy pig. If he wasn’t, where the hell was his staff? The bottom line is that Russia is conducting a war on us. This guy who says he loves veterans is having people put a bounty on them!
MAYBE I’M AMAZED……the Inca built one of the greatest civilizations and empires in South America but had no concept of money.
MAYBE I’M AMAZED…at the continuing ignorance spewing forth on local talk radio. This time, the medical experts were throwing shit about wearing masks saying it made no difference and that this was one big hoax. A clown called Patrick from Wilkes-Barre and a “nurse” Barbara from Kingston readily showed why we still have a long way to go in terms of exhibiting any hint of intelligent like. Kudos to host Nancy Kman for shutting down these losers.
MAYBE I’M AMAZED……that American intelligence officials concluded months ago that Russian officials offered rewards for successful attacks on American service-members last year, at a time when the U.S. and Taliban were holding talks to end the long-running war, according to The New York Times. What did old Diaper Don say about this? He called it “fake news”.
MAYBE I’M AMAZED…….that a dragonfly has 6 legs but cannot walk.
MAYBE I’M AMAZED……that it appears that the NFL may be the last sport to get organized. It is after all a contact sport and the challenges are daunting.
MAYBE I’M AMAZED….that in the 1960s the United States government tried to turn a cat into a spy. It wasn’t this guy though.

MAYBE I’M AMAZED…..that the calls for the impeachment of Governor Tom Wolf has subsided now that every county is pretty much in the green. Let’s hope people are smart and stay in it.