The LuLac Edition #4,396, September 8th, 2020

 

 MAYBE I’M AMAZED

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MAYBE I’M AMAZED……that over half of the military families have indicated that they don’t believe President Trump could have referred to their sons and daughters in arms as losers. What will it tke for anyone of these blind supporters to wake up.

MAYBE I’M AMAZED…..that Mount Everest has grown one foot over the course of a year.

MAYBE I’M AMAZED…..that Dr. Deborah Bryx has said that Pennsylvania did everything pretty much on the mark during the early challenging days of the pandemic. I was really laughing my ass off at the denizens on Facebook calling for Governor Tom Wolf’s impeachment and making cracks about Dr. Rachel Levine. Bottom line they get us safe. Even the morons who were attacking them.

MAYBE I’M AMAZED……that fresh apples will float because 25% of their makeup is air.

MAYBE I’M AMAZED…….but not really President Donald Trump helped himself to art treasures he fancied in the U.S. ambassador’s historic 1842 mansion in Paris when he visited two years ago —and had them shipped to the White House with him on Air Force One, Bloomberg reported Sunday. Trump had extra time on his hands during his visit to Paris to commemorate the centennial of the end of World War I when he controversially skipped a trip to the Aisne-Marne American Cemetery outside the city. The cancellation is now causing a world of trouble for Trump since The Atlantic reported that he blew it off after calling the fallen heroes “losers,” according to their sources. Trump said he’d return them in 6 years. But the joke was on Diaper Don because the things he took were replicas.

MAYBE I’M AMAZED……the longest one syllable word is screeched.

MAYBE I’M AMAZED…..but not concerned that One of Queen Elizabeth’s country estates is opening up its grounds later this month for a weekend of drive-in movies.  Starting Sept. 25, visitors will be able to drive to Sandringham ― the queen’s property in Norfolk ― and check out classics like “Grease,” “Moana,” “Toy Story,” “The Greatest Showman,” “A Star Is Born,” “Rocketman” and “1917.

MAYBE I’M AMAZED…..that water can boil and freeze at the same time. Here’s how. If the pressure is lowered quickly[vacuum pump or placed outside skylab] and no additional heat supplied the water will boil when the pressure reaches its vapor pressure. Since evaporation removes heat the water T drops when it reaches 0C and the pressure is still low the evaporation continues and the water freezes.  There re variations and disputes on this. My advice, don’t try it at home.

MAYBE I’M AMAZED…..but not really. Here’s a new low from Diaper Don’s shit brigade. President Donald Trump’s campaign is coming under criticism after mocking former Vice President Joe Biden for “meandering” through a cemetery, where he was visiting the graves of his late son, Beau Biden, as well as first wife Neilia Biden and daughter Naomi Biden.  Beau Biden died of brain cancer in 2015; Neilia and Naomi Biden were killed in an automotive accident in 1972.

MAYBE I’M AMAZED….that a full mpon is nine times brighter than a full moon.

MAYBE I’M AMAZED……that tons of Trumpanzees are blaming Democrats for the riots., But the bottom line is these people are inciting them with their caravans of truck and boats. The boats by the way sank.