The LuLac Edition #5, 181, October 7th, 2024

 

SHAEMLESS GOP LIE MACHINE, FEMA AND IMMIGRANTS

You hear old Diaper Don, (always lying and full of shit) telling us there is no FEMA money because the Biden administration gave it all to illegal immigrants.

FALSE

The Republican House NEVER put it in the funding bill that passed to keep the government open. They are to blame for the lack of money.

The Republicans have been fighting against funding for emergency preparedness in every session of Congress.

And let’s not forget this. Trump NEVER gave adequate money to Puerto Rico when it had its issues with a storm that decimated the entire country. And they were a U.S. territory. I guess they were the wrong color for the racist GOP slobs in Congress.

These bastards will LIE to protect their lord and savior Diaper Don.

 

THE DAN MEUSER AD

I heard Dan Meuser’s reelection ad on the radio driving home. Danny Boy was proclaiming how Inflation and unemployment were down when he got lucky in the 2018 election when Lou Barletta  was talked into running for the Senate.,

The genuflector from the 10^th Congressional district proclaimed his true love for Trump saying there were no wars in Ukraine and In the Middle East while his boy was President. He talked about how the Democrats in Congress ruined this country while the sainted GOP couldn’t decide on a speaker, THEN fired him (because Trump told them to) and got a geek like Mike Johnson to run the House.

A few facts  Danny forgot.

1.               There was a pandemic which his boy did NOTHING about.

2.               There were no wars because Russia had not yet attacked Ukraine.

3.               A terrorism attack that Meuser conveniently forgets KILLED 1200 people a year ago today. Was Dan against Israel? Hmmm….I wonder……..

 

4.               Meuser voted AGAINST all of this:

AMERICAN RESCUE PLAN

A BIPARTISAN INFRASTRUCTURE BILL
THE FIRST MAJOR GUN-SAFETY BILL IN DECADES

BUILDING SEMICONDUCTORS AT HOME THROUGH THE CHIPS ACT

THE INFLATION REDUCTION ACT

SUPPORT FOR UKRAINE'S DEFENSE AGAINST A RUSSIAN INVASION

VOTED AGAINST HIGH SPEED INTERNET FOR RURAL COMMUNITIES HE REPRESENTS. 

Plus Dan forgets to tell you that his Speaker Johnson ONLY got the debt ceiling bills through because Democrats supported the speaker.

Dan was okay voting against the debt cueing bill because he was obviously fine with a government shutdown that would affect Social Security, people with disabilities as well as a FUNCTIONING  GOVERNMENT.

Dan also signed on with the MAGA crazies like convicted felon and ex con T. J. Fitzgerald.

Maybe since Dan hates government so much, he should go back to being a private businessman with a (ahem) reputation for being a very nice boss. 

Oop’s, I better stop writing this because WITH THAT LAST SENTENCE I’m starting to lie like Dan.