The LuLac Edition #537, August 14th, 2008
PHOTO INDEX: FORMER NEW YORK GOVERNOR ELLIOT SPITZER, HIS "FRIEND", ASHLEY ALEXANDRA DUPRE, SIR PAUL McCARTNEY AND HIS EX WIFE HEATHER MILLS.
I NEVER DO THIS…BUT
I received an e mail on Paul McCartney’s divorce settlement. Since this blog is sometimes about pop culture, here’s something funny to read. Setting aside morality, it is also true. For all you pragmatics out there, here it is:
The mathematics on the Paul McCartney-Heather Mills divorce is as follows: After 5 years of marriage, he paid her $49 million. Assuming he got sex every night during their 5 year relationship (which would NOT have happened!) it ended up costing him $26,849 per time.
On the other hand, Elliot Spitzer's call girl, Kristen, an absolute stunner with a body like no other, charges $4,000 an hour. For everything!
Had Paul McCartney 'employed' Dupre, aka Kristen for 5 years, he would've paid $7.3 million for an hour of sex every night for 5 years (a saving of $41.7 million). Value-added benefits are: a 22 year old hot babe, no begging, no coaxing, never a headache, plays all requests, no complaining or 'to do' lists. Best of all, she leaves when you're done, and comes back when you ask her. All at 1/7th the cost, with no legal fees. Sometimes renting makes far more sense. Wish I wrote that! Scranton Police Chief David Elliott could not be reached for comment on any aspects of overtime for Ms. Dupre.
posted by David Yonki @ 8:44 PM
8 comments
8 Comments:
Is this a contest? What's the prize? My guess is, if Spitzer had Sir Paul's money, the girls would have looked for him, instead of the other way around.....
Ahh, a break from the politics. But maybe McCain or Obama might be using the economic logic in an ad.
Glad you got a shot in at the Scranton Police Chief's brilliant comment! He's an eloquent son of a gun and another fine excample of classy local leadership. I'd be interested in his views on other topics as he is clearly very quotable. Makes the city and the department looks so good when the Chief gets suspended. Something we can all be proud about!
Paul McCartney would never be a party to your chicanary Yonki. Never. Because (are ya ready?) (are ya sure??) "money can't buy you love!!"
9:37PM:
Okay. I love the lyrics of the song, it even has a good beat that you can dance to but as I enter my 6th decade, I can tell you that while money can't buy you love, it'll free you of a great deal of aggravation and discomfort.
Prediction?
Biden gets the VP nod. He brings needed experience and the guy has some style. He can sometimes talk too much, but overall he is a polished mature politician, a good choice and should be a good Vice President. Its an important consideration this election. The office needs to be redeemed and restored in the wake of the latest occupant.
On the Republican side I think Ridge would be an excellent pick, but cant see it happening.
Standing next to Romney makes McCain look old, short and less than vibrant and that aint good. Still seems to me like Romneys the man.
Whats your call at this point?
Independent Voter
IN RESPONSE
Prediction? Biden for VP? Ridge? Romney?
Whats your call at this point?
Independent Voter
AS OF TODAY, OBAMA/CLINTON, McCAIN/RIDGE.
Obama/Clinton would blow the lid off at the convention and lead to a big win in November. Great way to force party unity. It would work. I hope you are right.
What a night that would be. Obama/Clinton hit the stage, embrace and the thunder roars as the Christian Right Rain beats down in torrents. A black man, a white woman, LIBERALS!The gates of Hell open wide and the flames are clearly visible...Damn those Democrats!
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