Thursday, June 03, 2010

The LuLac Edition #1199, June 3rd, 2010



The city of Wilkes Barre has a fine police force. These professional are trained to the highest degree. Wilkes Barre has cameras set up to monitor criminal activities too. Okay, okay other cities have that too. But they don’t have intrepid tow truck driver Bob Kadluboski. According to the Times Leader and WILK News, Kadluboski aided the police the other day in a robbery involving PNC Bank.
Wilkes-Barre City Police Tuesday, with the aid of Bob Kadluboski of City Wide Towing and Repair Co., arrested a man who witnesses say robbed the PNC Bank at the corner of West Market and Franklin streets a few minutes earlier.
The blonde-haired man, dressed in purple shorts and a white tee shirt, sat handcuffed on a bench in the center of the Square as police awaited a van to transport him to the police station for processing. A duffle bag reportedly filled with money was taken by police. Kadluboski said he was driving his two truck on South Main Street when he heard the call and proceeded to Public Square with a car in tow
. Other cities might have larger forces but we have own own “Batman” who is keeping an eye on things.


What the heck? After 40 years they separate. For who? For what? After 4 decades are they really going to find the love of their lives? Not to be crass but in twenty years both will be dead. Do you honestly want to spend the next twenty years rebuilding your life? I personally just don’t understand it. It is ironic that Gore was on his mighty high horse with Bill Clinton. But you know what? Bill Clinton and his wife did not quit their marriage. Everybody who has ever read this blog/site knows how much I love Al Gore. But c’mon to announce it by e mail? In the movie “The Wizard of Oz” Dorothy makes the provocative but true statement at the end. "I know that if I ever go looking for my heart's desire, I'll never go any further than my own back yard."


At 5:26 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Tipper is the sexiest woman to ever accompany her husband to the high office of VP and we were cheated out of having her as our First Lady. When two people have a financial worth of 1 - 2 million dollars, I think they could have amused themselves very well without the need for a divorce.

At 10:43 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Batman is more like the joker...he is trouble waiting to happen

At 11:09 AM, Anonymous Your Friend and Political Sparing Partner said...

Jesus Dave. How about spending the last 20 years of their lives enjoying it? Why would anyone, regardless of age, want to stay trapped in a loveless marriage. It isn't like they are average income people. They won't be rebuilding careers and fortunes. They both have their own careers and their own lives. Why stay together if they no longer want to be with one another.

At 4:11 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

If Eric Segal were still alive, he could write Love Story the Retirement Years. The Lovers go their seperate ways. I still like Al and think its possible Tipper just drove him nuts and he couldnt take it anymore. Wonder whio will get the mansion in Belle Meade? I know this is hard on you Yonks, but maybe Al will wind up with one of the Hew Haw Honeys or perhaps a
young chick like Fred Thompson! Bet they wouldnt be doing this if they had been President and First Lady. Damn that election.

At 5:53 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

...please tell me this isn't a love triangle.

Al. Tipper. Bob.

The mind rebels at the thought!

Looks like major global cooling in the Gore household!

And I am stunned that Al would leave Tipper for Batman...

At 6:45 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

He may have good intentions and even a track record. But sooner or later this Batman is going to hurt somebody or get himself hurt.
Is he still carrying?

At 2:46 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

On Bill Maher tonight, Andrew SUllivan was on the panel and I really like the guy. Anyway, it became a moment of ocnversation that Al Gore is one of the most hung politicians in Washington. With multi millions and a huge political bat, I would think the Big Al will do very well without Tipper. Now, how do I get her attention?

At 11:58 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Holy Shit Yonki... You're gonna need therapy soon. FIRST... your church torn down, SECOND ... the Coke thingee, AND NOW THIRD ... Tipper and Al. Please try to survive all these life problems!

At 9:48 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Hey 11:58AM.....Don't forget the cancer, his mom, getting hosed by BCNEPA and my cousin moving to Great Britain!



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