The LuLac Edition #1265, Aug. 13th, 2010

PHOTO INDEX: OUR 13 QUESTIONS LOGO.

13 QUESTIONS

1. IT DOESN’T SEEM AS IF TOM CORBETT’S RANT AGAINST THE UNEMPLOYED IN THE STATE HAS HURT HIM MUCH. WHY IS THAT?

I THINK HE DID IT EARLY ENOUGH TO RECOVER FROM THE REMARK. BUT IF I WERE THE ONORATO PEOPLE I’D POUND HIM ON IT. I WAS PREPARED TO VOTE FOR HIM BUT FORGET IT.

2. OKAY, YOU HAVE A CHANCE TO BE EITHER JOE PATERNO’S PERSONAL ASSISTANT OR POPE BENEDICT’S. WHICH OF THE TWO OLD GUYS WOULD YOU TAKE A JOB WITH?

LOVE JO PA BUT THERE’S NOT MUCH TO DO IN STATE COLLEGE EXCEPT DRINK SO I’D GO TO ROME AND HANG WITH THE SUPREME PONTIFF.

3. WHAT IS THE SUMMER DRINK OF CHOICE FOR YOU THIS SUMMER NOW THAT SUNSHINE IS CLOSED AND YOU CAN’T GET ANY TAB?

MY DRINK REGIME IS JUICE IN THE MORNING, A DIET COKE, TWO BOTTLES OF AQUAFINA, TWO BOTTLES OF SNAPPLE DIET PEACH AND WHEN I WANT TO TREAT MYSELF A COKE. I ALSO HAVE A STASH OF SHASTA DIET ORANGE THAT I GOT WHEN SUNSHINE CLOSED. JUST TOOK A SIP OF THAT NOW. HYDRATE MY FRIENDS.

4. BESIDES THE CORRUPTION IN BOTH COUNTIES, SEPERATING THAT, ARE YOU DISAPPOINTED WITH ANY OFFICE HOLDERS WHO HAVEN’T BEEN TOUCHED BY SCANDAL?

YEAH. TOM CONNEY. HE’S MAKING THE REIGN OF FORMER COUNTY COMMISSIONER TOM PISANO SEEM LIKE A GABFEST. WHERE’S ALL THIS BUSINESS EXPERTISE HE’S BRINGING TO THE COURTHOUSE?

5. WHAT DO YOU THINK OF THAT NEW NEWS ANCHOR ON YOUR FAVORITE TV STATION WYLN TV 35?

THAT WOULD BE SONIA SHEPHERD YOU SPEAK OF. GOOD APEARANCE, SHE’LL GET THERE WITH ALL THE LOCAL NAMES SHE HAS TO LEARN. IN THE MEANTIME, MY MAN L.A. TARONE IS WEARING VINTAGE BASEBALL HATS WHILE HE'S DOING THE SPORTS. CLASS.

6. IF YOU COULD ELIMINATE AN ISSUE IN THE WORLD WHAT WOULD IT BE?

NOT TO SOUND LIKE A BEAUTY CONTESTANT HERE BUT I’D LOVE TO DO SOMETHING ABOUT HUNGER IN THIS COUNTRY AND THE WORLD. I WAS THINKING THE OTHER DAY WHEN MRS. LULAC AND I WERE TRYING TO FIGURE OUT WHERE TO GO FOR DINNER ONE NIGHT HOW OSCCENE IT WAS THAT WE WERE FRUSTRATED BECAUSE WE COULDN’T CHOOSE A PLACE AND ¾ OF THE WORLD WOULD KILL FOR THE GARBAGE DUMPSTER IN THE BACK OF THE RESTAURANT WE FINALLY CHOSE.

7. WHY DO MEN CHEAT?

BLAME IT ON THE BOSSA NOVA.



8. DID YOU SEE PRESIDENT OBAMA ON “THE VIEW”?

DON’T WATCH IT. EVEN IF THEY INTERVIEWED JESUS CHRIST HIMSELF, THEY’D SOMEHOW MANAGE TO TRIVILIZE THE SEGMENT.

9. WHAT ANNOYS YOU THE MOST? TOP 5.

PEOPLE TALKING ON CELL PHONES IN STORES.
PEOPLE WHO HAVE HANDICAPPED STICKERS HANGING FROM THEIR REAR VIEW MIRRORS AS THEY ARE DRIVING.
PEOPLE WHO THINK BECAUSE THEY GAVE BIRTH IT IS SOMETHING UNIQUE AND SPECIAL. RAISING THEM IS THE UNIQUE PART.
PEOPLE WHO PARK IN LINES THAT BORDER THE HANDICAPPED PARKING SPACES. IF THE PARKING SPOT ISN’T OPEN, YOU WALK. YOU DON’T TRY TO SQUEEZE IN TO A SPOT THAT WAS NOT MEANT FOR A CAR.
PEOPLE IN GENERAL.

10. DID YOU KNOW THAT PARTY CRASHER THAT USED TO WORK AT KRZ?

YOU ARE SPEAKING OF MICHAELE AND TAREQ SALAHI. I MET THE YOUNG LADY ONCE WHEN I WAS DOING SOME WORK WITH WARD. I NEEDED TO PICK UP A DUB AND WHEN I FIRST SAW HER, I THOUGHT, “OH GREAT, TALL!” BUT THEN WHEN I PICKED UP THE TAPE AND SHE DEMANDED I CALL HER MIKEL INSTEAD OF MICHELE, I THOUGHT, “WHATEVER”. APPARENTLY THOUGH MANY OF MY FRIENDS AT WILK KNEW HER. WE SHOULD ENDEAVOR TO GET THE BACK STORY ON HER FORMER BEAU EDDIE.

11. IS IT TRUE YOU DID A YOU TUBE VIDEO ABOUT GEENA DAVIS?

YEP.


12. LATE SUMMERTIME GUILTY TV PLEASURE?

MADMEN.

13. BEING A POLTICAL ANIMAL EVEN AS A KID DID YOU EVER HAVE A CRUSH ON A PRESIDENTIAL FIRST DAUGHTER?

YEAH, LUCI JOHNSON.