The LuLac Edition #1490, Feb. 25th, 2011
PHOTO INDEX: "MAYBE I'M AMAZED" LOGO. (WEEKLY FRIDAY FEATURE).
MAYBE I'M AMAZED
Maybe I’m Amazed……that India has a bill of rights for cows.
Maybe I’m Amazed……that the guy who got sentenced for selling fake sports memorabilia today says “it’s all behind me, now I can move on with my life!” Uh, doesn’t he have to make a stop at the jail for 18 months?
Maybe I’m Amazed……that Pat Patte got home confinement and that he didn’t lose his business for running a criminal enterprise. Doug Lane lost his radio stations for serious crimes against minors. But that testimony was from years before. But a criminal enterprise is a criminal enterprise, isn’t it?
Maybe I’m Amazed…..that the Shenandoah youths who beat on an illegal immigrant got 9 years a piece and got a break because they were so well thought of by the community.
Maybe I’m Amazed…..that the right wing Tea Party people were no shows for the Labor Rally in Scranton the other day. All bluster, no bite.
Maybe I’m Amazed…..that no one knows that there were numerous programs in the Obama stimulus package that were actually rejected and tabled by Vice President who in no uncertain terms defunded them. But you never hear about that from anyone. As a matter of fact, Biden’s attention to detail and waste in the Stimulus got him the nickname “Sheriff Joe”.
Maybe I’m Amazed…..that no one seems to know when we are going to get out of Afghanistan. As a matter of fact I hear there are generals saying we’ll be there another ten years.
Maybe I’m Amazed….that Rush Limbaugh is making very nasty remarks about Michelle Obama’s figure. I guess Limbaugh is a way better man than the President, the Rushter trades in wives like a geezer trades in Pontiacs every few years. Newer model anyone?
Maybe I’m Amazed…..that my man Governor Ed has not turned up on the tube recently. Rendell was on MSNBC right after he left office but I haven’t seen him for a bit. In the meantime, new Governor Tom Corbett’s new budget is going to be very interesting to see who and what he cuts.
Maybe I’m Amazed……that I seem to be the only person that really likes Godfather 3. You have to love Oscar times, that’s when the old movies are pulled out. Saw two of my favorites this week, “The Best Years Of Our Lives” and “Friendly Persuasion”. And of course “The Godfather” trilogy. Guys can’t resist quoting lines from it.
Maybe I’m Amazed……that so many great comments have come in regarding my latest book, “Weather Or Knot”. Many people have told me that the harsh winter and the regard and/or disregard for weather forecasters has fueled sales. From the shameless self promotion department: