The LuLac Edition #2382, March 26th, 2013

WHERE I'VE BEEN..........................

SO MY FRIEND BERTHA WON THIS VACATION BUT SHOCKINGLY NO ONE WANTED TO GO WITH HER. SO SHE ASKED ME.

SURPRISINGLY, MRS. LULAC SAID, "UH, NOPE!!!"

SO I WOUND UP SPENDING TIME WITH THIS GUY, CHEWING THE LITURGICAL FAT, LISTENING TO SOME MAHLER, DRINKING SOME RIESLING, TAKING HIM SHOPPING FOR SOME NEW THREADS, AND TRYING NOT TO MAKE TOO MUCH FUN OF THE NEW GUY.

AS THE GOOD SLOVAK NUNS TAUGHT ME, AN EXPLAINED ABSENCE IS WAY BETTER THAN AN UNEXPLAINED ONE!