The LuLac Edition #3373, December 12th, 2016
MAYBE I’M AMAZED……that with this latest news coming about the Russians hacking the election (at least according to the CIA) the Donnie Rigged administration is not getting the point. It is not a complaint about the Democrats losing but that Russia has now hacked us. These guys spent so much time saying Secretary Clinton was a security risk and now they don’t want to investigate this? Incredible.
MAYBE I’M AMAZED……at that it is the 30th anniversary of the New York Giants Super bowl year. They beat Denver to get those rings and so many players said the secret of the Parcell’s success was just repetition in practice. Phil McConkey told a radio interviewer that he was more afraid of making a mistake in practice then during the game.
MAYBE I’M AMAZED……but always grateful for the work, dedication and craftsmanship of some of the holiday displays you see in LuLac land every Christmas.
MAYBE I’M AMAZED……..at the fact that there is an International Tug of War federation and that the rule states that the rope has to be 100 feet long. I’m sure the Russians will find their way around that.
MAYBE I’M AMAZED…….but not really that Wilkes Barre Mayor Tony George wants to keep the high schools in the City. The Mayor is being proactive in his offer and the School Board should try to work with him. Plus while we’re at it, does the city of Wilkes Barre need THREE football teams? It must be the only place in America that has that.
MAYBE I’M AMAZED…..at John Holland who was on WILK Radio Friday afternoon. He was trying to school L.A. Tarone about how unions and school boards worked. Look I know the guy is an advocate for the union but you know what? If the Dallas School Board fired all those teachers, those jobs would be filled in a day.
MAYBE I’M AMAZED….that hippos can open their mouth 180 degrees. Speaking of hippos, I like most Christmas songs but the “I Want A Hippopotamus” for Christmas ditty is just not witty.
MAYBE I’M AMAZED……at the heat Wilkes Barre Council members Beth Gilbert and Tony Brooks got from the anonymous dunderheads on the local papers comments section. Apparently these two went to an NAACP Youth event and they were called out as do gooders and subject to personal attacks. Uh, they are council members who represent people in the city who are having an event. What’s wrong with that? Oh, wait, of course they are the wrong color. Yep we hide that racism behind a keyboard.
MAYBE I’M AMAZED…..that an ostrich’s brain is smaller than its eye. Yeah kind of like the idiots who post comments about community volunteers as they sit behind a screen, fart in their boxers and take a swig of beer at 8am in the morning.