The LuLac Edition #915, Aug. 22nd, 2009
In my travels I had the opportunity to meet many a promotional person. One of the current genre of that type is the Coors Lite Girl. I ran into one such representative at Dan’s Keystone Grille in Hudson at the blogger town meeting organized by Mr. Gort. The duties of a Coors Lite girl are looking good, promoting the brand and talking to curious old geezers like me.
Q: How long have you been a Coors Lite girl?
A: A year and a half.
Q: How’d you get the job?
Q: Any special qualifications for the job?
A: You have to talk to people, be personable, give out prizes. Promote the beer. Plus be 21.
Q: How’s the pay?
A: Good. And the job is easy. You just talk to people and promote Coors.
Q: What beer do you drink?
A: I drink Coors.
Q: I bet you say that to all the boys.
A: No, no really, I do, the taste is very good and it goes down easy. I mean you have two lagers and boom, you’re gone. Out of it. I can drink Coors sensibly all night and not have it affect me.
Q: You have a boyfriend?
Q: How does he feel about you being a Coors Lite girl?
A: (Shrugs) I don’t know, he doesn’t care one way or another.
Q: I mean isn’t he proud that you’re hot enough to do this?
A: I guess.
Q: How long have you been going out?
A: 3 months.
Q: Your parents, what do they think of the job?
A: They’re okay with it.
Q: Do they drink Coors?
A: My mom does.
Q: Okay, you’re out with the boyfriend. You have a Coors because that’s what you drink. What’s the best food to have with a Coors Lite? Wings?
A: Uh, everything. It goes with everything you’d want to eat.
Q: Even red beets?
A: (Hesitant) I guess.
Q: I’m playing with you there, you know that right?
A: Yeah, I figured that.
Q: Thanks for answering my questions.
A: Thanks for asking them.