Tuesday, April 24, 2012

The LuLac Edition #2034, April 24th, 2012




At 9:26 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

And cast that vote for Cartwright and Murphy.

At 11:52 AM, Anonymous Professor Milburn Cleaver, OPA said...

Today is a day when we meet on Democracy's front porch which for those less inclined to the object of a metaphor, means the voting booth.
Thousands of Pennsylvanians will converge throughout the commonwealth and cast their ballots. An earned right courtesy of generations of fighting men who gave the utmost in sacrifice in order that we may live free. And my hat is off to them.
I encourage every Republican to head out today to cast his ballot for Governor Romney. Of course, as I had predicted, he is on his way to the nomination, but we would be mistaken to believe this PA contest is a mere formality. Every vote the Governor gets will be a testament to his strength in the Fall. Again, I urge all Republicans to vote and OFTEN (you may laugh).
As for the Democratic contest in the 17th district--one of the more interesting, I predict that Mr. HOlden will secure the nomination over the amateur Cartwright. Oh, how the liberal elitists are feeding Mr. Cartwright with media steroids. Making a little man much taller than he actually is. But like a rainbow, Mr. Cartwright is a mere illusion and the colors are now fading.
Entering the voting booth roday, many local Democrats will prefer the more conservative Holden over a socialist liberal. MY call, once again, a Tim Holden victory.
Now I realize that many of you ingrates are too busy scoring weed and doing drugs or at the very least picking up one, two or three cases of beer after class today and are way too busy to bother to cast your ballots. This is as it should be.
I have often thought that those who vote should have to pass some sort of intelligence test as their actions affect not only they themselves but the rest of us also.
Look how our nation has been paying for these last four years due to the whimsical choice of a mass number of youngsters who decided to put a pop star in the White House. OH, look how we paid.

I call on all sober, good, clean cut honest youngsters to get to the polls today and make a difference. The rest of you can go about your daily pathetic existences. If only you had decided to do that four years ago. But alas, we cannot turn back the tide of time.
Something to think about this morning.
Class Dismissed!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

At 3:00 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Love to, but cant because I'm a registered Independent. Dont see why we cant vote in primaries. One man one vote, but I am not joining a party I dont believe in just for the right to vote!

At 7:19 AM, Anonymous Bluto said...

Perfesser, you should move from the front porch to the woodshed.

And take Gilligan with you.


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