The LuLac Edition #2054, May 14th, 2012
NOT SO ADVANTAGEOUS!!!The Price Chopper Chain, in the middle of fluctuating gas prices has dealt consumers a tough blow. Used to be that the chain offered you 10 cents off a gallon of gas if you bought $50.00 worth of groceries. You'd use your card at a gas station and get money off. For avid shoppers it was a great deal. Now, you need to buy $100.00 in order to get the en cents off. The checker told Mrs. LuLac that the store is discounting 10,000 items and that is the reason they upped the gas ante. Ahh, Wegman’s is closer.
NIXON NOT GAY-JUST SAD
There was a caller to Webster and Nancy’s show this morning from a man who declared that the late President, Richard Nixon was gay. Apparently he googled Nixon Gay and came up with a website that said so. As my buddy Webster says, “if it’s on the inter net, it must be true.” The rumor stems from a book called “”Nixon’s Darkest Secrets” by a White House reporter Don Fulsom. The book came out in 2011 and has not really been a big splash. Having written three books that were not big splashes, I know of where I speak on the subject. Apparently the book opines that Nixon had an affair with Bebe Rebozo because they spent so much time together. Nixon admired men of stature and ones that could glide easily in social settings. Nixon, while brilliant was awkward and nasty, not a good combination. He was extremely jealous of men like John Kennedy and Nelson Rockefeller who were the ultimate extroverts. In a job suited for anextrovert, Nixon, the ultimate introvert used all of his powers of deception to try and come across as a regular guy. Nixon even had to be coached on how to kiss his wife in public. The Rebozo relationship was built on the fact that Bebe left Nixon alone. They’d spend hours in solitude and Rebozo would not speak unless spoken to. The rumor is circulating but until there is something more concrete., I won’t belief it. Nixon was a social misfit who did not have many friends. Bebe Rebozo knew that and most likely gave Nixon what he wanted, a guy to hang around with who would let him be. I’m sure if Nixon was a fan of strip clubs, he and Rebozo would make the circuit. But to say that Nixon had a gay affair, ids a stretch. Of course being gay, well let me say that there is not anything wrong with that. But in the case of the name Nixon, the only person we know for sure that is gay is Cynthia Nixon of “Sex In the City” fame.