Thursday, December 22, 2016

The LuLac Edition #3381, December 22nd, 2016

Donnie Rigged made numerous comments about China and the stolen drone AFTER the Chinese government advised U.S. negotiators it would be returned.
Trump tweeted that the drone theft was unprecedented and then tweeted that they can keep it.
No one told him that the thing was a done deal. But he kept on Tweeting.
Donnie Rigged is too smart for briefings though. 

Word is out that the new President Elect did not pick Former Ambassador John Bolton because he reminded him of Captain Kangaroo. Bolton is a neo con who still believes that the war in Iraq was right and just. From a Foreign Policy standpoint, it is a win for all of us. We have to take the close calls anyway we can. In the meantime, here's a little bit of The Captain. 


A friend of mine sent this via e mail the other day labeling it the First President Trump joke. Like a lot of humor, there is a lot of truth in it. Here it is:

A large earthquake with the strength of 8.1 on the Richter scale hit the Middle East.
Two million Muslims died and over a million were injured.
Iraq, Iran and Syria were totally ruined and the governments asked for help to rebuild.
The rest of the world was in shock.
Great Britain sent troops to help keep the peace.
Saudi Arabia sent oil and monetary assistance.
Latin American countries sent clothing.
New Zealand and Australia sent sheep, cattle and food crops.
The Asian countries sent labor to assist in rebuilding the infrastructure.
Canada sent medical teams and supplies.
The new American President, Donald Trump, not to be outdone, sent two million replacement Muslims.


Once again I ask the question, why the hell are we paying State Legislators in Pennsylvania so much for so little?
Here’s the latest. WPVI out of Philadelphia reported that because of an act, Act 38 passed in 2012 by Republicans, Pennsylvania is out of compliance with a new Federal Law called REAL ID. But Pennsylvania DOES NOT COMPLY with the law becauswe of this act assed by the geniuses in Harrisburg. Here’s how it reads:
The General Assembly of the Commonwealth of Pennsylvania hereby enacts as follows:
Section 1. Short title.
This act shall be known and may be cited as the REAL ID Nonparticipation Act.
Section 2. Participation in the REAL ID Act of 2005.
(a) Prohibition.--Neither the Governor nor the Department of Transportation or any other Commonwealth agency shall participate in the REAL ID Act of 2005 or regulations promulgated thereunder.
(b) Definition.--As used in this section, the term "REAL ID Act of 2005" means Division B of the Emergency Supplemental Appropriations Act for Defense, the Global War on Terror and Tsunami Relief, 2005 (Public Law 109-13, 119 Stat. 302).
Section 3. Legal challenge.
Either the Governor or the Attorney General may file an action in a court of competent jurisdiction to challenge the constitutionality or legality of the REAL ID Act of 2005.
There are ramifications for this. Because there is non participation,
While a Pa. driver's license will not allow a passenger to board a flight come Jan. 22, 2018, the impact of the REAL ID Act will be felt much sooner - this January.
Beginning on Jan. 30, 2017, a Pennsylvania driver's license will not be a valid form of identification for those visiting a federal facility, nuclear power plant or military base. Pennsylvania residents will need a federally-approved form of identification to access those buildings and facilities.
"If you will be visiting a federal facility, nuclear power plant or military base on or after January 30, 2017, it is recommended that you contact that particular facility concerning any additional identification requirements," PennDOT says.
Again, how the hell did they miss this and why?
Maybe because the GOP doesn’t want guh-vah-munt in our lives!
But hey, put ‘em in again in two years.



In a recent edition of Eyewitness News-makers, we tried to make sense of what the new President Elect was doing in the interim before he takes office. Here’s part of that program:


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ECTV Live hosts Rusty Fender, David DeCosmo, and Director Mark Migilore close out the year with a preview of the New Year's biggest event...the Pennsylvania Farm Show. National Agriculture broadcaster Dave Williams is the guest. Williams has been covering the Farm Show for many years and shares information about the 2017 presentation at the Farm Show Arena at Harrisburg. ECTV Live is seen on Comcast channel 19 (61 in some areas) and is broadcast near Noon, 6pm, and Midnight throughout the week.


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The U.S. dollar is devalued for the second time in history…..The world's largest hydroelectric plant in Krasnoyarsk, Russia, begins operations….Three members of the Irish Republican Army (IRA), James Sheridan, John Bateson and Martin Lee, are killed when a bomb they are carrying explodes in Magherafelt, County Londonderry.....LANSA Flight 508 crashes in a thunderstorm en route from Lima to Pucallpa, Peru, killing 90 of the 91 people aboard. A 17-year-old girl, Juliane Koepcke, survives, falling into the Amazon rainforest strapped to her seat and walking through the jungle for 10 days until rescued by local lumbermen…… In the longest game in NFL history, the Miami Dolphins beat the Kansas City Chiefs……

in Pennsylvania both state NFL teams the Eagles and Steelers re-evaluate after disappointing seasons… Lackawnna County, Democrat Pat Mellody a long time Democratic office holder packs up his office for the very last time and 45 years ago this week the number one song in America and LuLac land was “Happy Xmas, War Is Over” by John and Yoko Lennon.


At 4:54 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

As a person of Jewish ethnicity, I will be glad once the current president and his polite antisemitic leanings will be gone from the white house.
President Obama, I will not stoop to ridiculous name calling, while more than likely not a man of Muslim faith, is a man who's sympathies are with the religion of Mohammed.
This has been demonstrated many times in his disregard for the state of Israel and the struggle of those who's culture, faith and ethnicity has been recovering since the attempted eradication of our people.
Yet, while I have read you calling him out, no cute little nicknames are applied to our current president who has seemed to be intent on destroying Israel/U.S. relations.
Perhaps, in his moments of solitude, he silently wishes Nazi Germany had eliminated the state of Israel before it could have ever been founded.

At 9:54 AM, Blogger David Yonki said...

This has been demonstrated many times in his disregard for the state of Israel and the struggle of those who's culture, faith and ethnicity has been recovering since the attempted eradication of our people.


I do not think President "Why didn't I use the power when I had it" Obama has Muslim leanings toward the state of Israel nor dreams of its non existence.
I too have always been troubled by his public profile regarding the state.
Keep in mind Mr. Obama was instrumental in providing that Iron Dome Defense system a few years ago.
Hold on to your hat now but personally as a Roman Catholic, I am more comfortable with the President Elect's public policies on Israel than I am the current President's.

At 1:34 PM, Anonymous YF&PSP said...

Sadly, because human beings can't look beyond their own anger, fear and hatred, war will never be over.


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