Tuesday, November 05, 2013

The LuLac Edition #2553, November 5th, 2013





At 8:13 AM, Anonymous Professor Milburn Cleaver, OPA said...

Good morning students,
First off, I am sorry for my sparse appearances in this classroom. Unfortunately, I must adhere to my doctor’s orders.
As this is election day, I urge all of you to get off your lazy backsides and take the time to vote---unless of course, you plan to vote Democratic (you may laugh).

The work of this classroom moves forward.

“I cannot tell a lie….”. Such were the words of George Washington in the fabled story of his conversation with his father following the cherry tree incident. If you ingrates are in the dark it is only because you are victims of the rag tag, pathetic , liberalized public schooling of the late 90’s—2000’s. And there is no point in my going into detail over it as it is a fable.
Nevertheless, we do expect our leaders to tell the truth with an understanding that when national security is at risk we must make exceptions.

I have not ever gone on or off the record with criticism of the President over the NSA scandals. In fact, as liberals have blasted him over the illegal wiretaps, I applaud them. And I equally find it childish to see some conservatives siding with liberals and going against illegal wiretapping when necessary. We live in a dangerous world and when information must be sought out or people of suspicion arrested we must accept it if we want to remain free. So, to make it short, I have no problem with the President’s lies on national security.

And now we come to the main thrust of it all.

Mr. President, why did you lie to the American people when you stated that under your Affordable Care Act if they wished to maintain their current insurance policies they would be able to?????Give me your answer!!!!!!!!!!!

Of course, millions of good, God Fearing, hardworking citizens are receiving cancellation notices as I speak. They are frightened, unsure and disgusted. For what now happens to Jon Doe, who paid his premiums diligently and always showed up for work, what happens now if he has a catastrophic illness????? I’ll tell you what happens. First he liquidates his assets, attempts to stay afloat for as long has he, Mrs. Doe and the children can. Finally, he loses his home. He’s a broken man……all because he lost insurance that he was promised would always be there for him.

Mr. President, you have lost credibility with the People you lead. You continually avoid the truth with your sing song phrases.

Sir, I ask you and Vice President Biden to simply leave. I would then urge President Boehner to appoint Senator Cruz as the new Vice President (under provision of the 25th amendment)…upon the Cruz confirmation by the Senate, Pres. Boehner resigns and Vice Pres. Cruz succeeds to the Presidency.

Only then can we have a return to common sense government. And if we are lucky, Americans will get their health insurance back.
Something to think about this morning…..
Class Dismissed!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

At 11:48 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

There is a God in heaven; Gene Kelleher cant screw us over anymore!

At 12:51 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Professor, Your criticism of the President is justified but your over the top rant suggesting Boehner becoming President, naming Cruz V.P. and then resigning and handing over the Presidency to Cruz destroys any semblance of credibility in your post. You should remember the story about the old man sitting in the back of the room.

At 7:02 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Ah Professor! How are you enjoying President Romney's first term!

At 9:15 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Sorry to hear the prof is not feeling well. I thought he was dead!
I'd like to say his reappearance is welcome but honestly cant. Still glad to hear the old guy is still kickin. And to 7:02's remark, in the profs world Romney probably is president and Mussolini made the trains run on time.

At 5:02 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...


Hopefully you are well enough to avoid any Health Care Exchange.

Talk about lies and/or deception:

I will have the most transparent administration.
I have Shovel ready jobs.
If four Americans get killed, it is not optimal.
The IRS is not targeting anyone.
ObamaCare will be good for America.
You can keep your family doctor.
Premiums will be lowered by $2500.
You can keep your current healthcare plan
Just shop around, for that healthcare I claimed you wouldn't lose.
No one making less than $250,000 will see their taxes raised one dime.
It was about a movie.
If I had a son.
I will put an end to the type of politics that “breeds division, conflict and cynicism".
You didn't build that.
I will restore trust in Government.
The cops acted stupidly.
I am not after your guns.
The Public Will Have 5 Days To Look At Every Bill That Lands On My Desk
It's not my red line it is the worlds red line.
Whistle blowers will be protected.
“We got back Every Dime we Used to Rescue the Banks, with interest.
I will close Gitmo.
I am not spying on American citizens.
I Barrack Hussain Obama pledge to preserve, protect and defend the Constitution of the United States of America.

At 3:51 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Seems to me the good Professor may be urinating in a headwind.

I noted a while back that this blog gets very myopic on national news and policies when it is Obama-neg.

It seems as though the good citizens ignore the effects of ObamaCare on citizens in other states because we may have a half-decent functioning exchange.

Do any of you out there miss your old plan?

Have your hours been reduced because of the financial burden the President has placed on the backs of your employer?

Teachers and other union members need not respond since "big labor" got a pass on participating.


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