The LuLac Edition #5 562, February 3rd, 2026
OH BABY!!!!!
Since Donald Trump behaves like a baby, I guess he felt a compelling need to hand out a thousand bucks to every newborn in the United States of America. Now this is the same guy and party that has cut back on Medicaid and SNAP to feed children already in their formative years. But now he wants to send some money out from the government to give them a head start in life.
A few questions here.
Where will he get the information on every newborn in the states? Isn’t there a HIPPA concern for privacy?
How will that delivery of the $1,000 occur? Check? On line bank account?
How will it be enforced? What’s to stop the parents from using the money for drugs, care for other children in an emergency, high food prices from his tariffs or just careless parents?
Here’s one. If the baby is born to an illegal or a person of color and they get a check, does ICE come, separate the family and deport the kid?
What happens if less than competent parents start reproducing just to get that grand? This might incentivize poorer people to have more kids who will then wind up on the welfare that the GOP has been railing about as far as the Depression.
That $1,000 won’t pay a dividend until the child is eligible to work, right? So, the deficit will balloon on his watch.
Like always, Trump’s ideas are never thought out. Plus, it has all the earmarks of not going anywhere or costing more money than it should.
TRUMP SHUTS DOWN TRUMP-KENNEDY CENTER FOR “REMODELING”
Trump has closed the Kennedy Center for “remodeling”. The real story here is when the stupid prick renamed a living memorial to the late President John F. Kennedy, entertainers left in droves.
Now to add insult to injury the pig President wants to put marble handrails on all of the seats. His reasoning? “It’ll be something like people have never seen before!”
BRUCE WEIGHS IN
Bruce Springsteen did a music video on the killings in Minnesota. Here it is:


