The Lu Lac Political Letter

Monday, February 23, 2026

The LuLac Edition #5, 583, February 23rd, 2026

MONDAY MEMES

STOOGES AND CLARK GABLE

AND TED HEALEY

Sunday, February 22, 2026

The LuLac Edition #5, 582, February 22nd, 2026

McD’s CAVIER MISADVENTURE

When McDonald’s advertised free McNugget Caviar Kits for one day only, many customers thought they had their Valentine’s Day gift in the bag.

That is, until a tidal wave of customers flocked to the giveaway website on Feb. 10, cleaning out the limited supply almost instantly.

The kits dropped at 11 a.m. ET on Feb. 10, exclusively at McNuggetCaviar.com, and many fast-food fans took to social media to express their frustration when they were unsuccessful in their attempt to score one of the coveted kits.

“I think this was a scam. It loaded to a blank white page. Then refreshed 3 min later to a ‘sold out’ page,” one Instagram user commented on McDonald’s post.

“How is it sold out????? I had the website on three different devices. Saw the countdown. How is that even possible?” another wrote.

Many social media users commiserated with each other and said they experienced “an immediate crash” when they tried to access the website.

“Your caviar giveaway was a disaster. Five minutes of a blank white screen and then sold out? Did you not expect to have your site overload and possibly crash?” one wrote.

After the kits sold out, McDonald’s updated its website with the following message: “Unfortunately, our McNugget Caviar was everyone’s Valentine this year, and has flown off the shelves. However, you can also elevate your McNuggets with our sweet and spicy Hot Honey sauce for a limited time. Try it today at your local McDonald’s.”

When the fast-food chain first announced the giveaway, the company didn’t specify how many kits it was releasing but encouraged customers to “act fast.”

The McNugget Caviar Kits included a 1-ounce tin of McNugget Caviar, crème fraîche, a mother-of-pearl caviar spoon and a $25 McDonald’s gift card.

McDonald’s partnered with Paramount Caviar to offer the kits, which feature Baerii Sturgeon caviar, for free.

I mean c’mon look at the picture. There are no short cuts with luxury food items, what’s next, truffles from a gumball machine?

“McNugget Caviar was designed as a limited-edition drop, offered free of charge,” a McDonald’s spokesperson tells TODAY.com. “The fan excitement was so real it caused the kits to sell out very quickly, leading some to experience site disruptions. We look forward to bringing more ways for fans to enjoy our limited time drops in the future. (Chrissy Callahan Today, LuLac)

STARBUCKS

NEW TREATS

Not a coffee fan but I do like the Starbucks teas as well as croissants and grilled cheese offerings. A few weeks ago Starbucks started selling these treats.

Dubai Chocolate Bite

This is Starbucks’ take on the viral, luxury chocolate bar, which originated from Dubai. Dubai chocolate is known for having a milk chocolate shell filled with a crunchy mixture of pistachio cream and crispy shredded filo pastry, called Kataifi. This pastry features a chocolate shortbread tart, filled with kataifi pistachio cream, and drizzled with chocolate and pistachio crumble. Starbucks encourages customers to pair this with its new “toasted sugar and rich walnut” flavored 1971 dark roast.

Cookie Croissant Swirl

This is a round croissant that has swirls of real cocoa through it and is topped with crumbly chocolate streusel and chocolate cookie crumble. To complement the chocolate flavors, Starbucks has paired this pastry with a Caffé Verona, which is one of its original signature dark roasts, known for its roasty‑sweet, cocoa notes.

Berry Blondie

This is a classic Blondie—which is a brownie, but made without cocoa, which gives it its light “blonde” look—that has white chocolate chunks and swirls of raspberry and blueberry jam through it. Perfect with a Sunsera blend–a light roast, with subtle lemon and almond notes—according to Starbucks.

Strawberry Matcha Loaf

Matcha lovers will be celebrating this new addition: It’s a soft cake, with swirls of real matcha and strawberry running throughout, and finished with strawberry icing. Starbucks has recommended it’s enjoyed with an Iced Double Berry Matcha.

Yuzu Citrus Blossom

Another croissant addition, but this time it’s filled with yuzu citrus cream and topped with candied yuzu pieces. Yuzu has a tangy citrus flavor that’s sometimes described as a mix of lemon, orange, and grapefruit, and is commonly found in Japanese or Korean cooking. This pastry should go well with a Starbucks Pike Place coffee, which is a signature medium‑roast coffee.

Chocolate Pistachio Loaf

This is a marble cake loaf that blends together chocolate and pistachio cake mix to create a marble effect. It’s finished with pieces of pistachio, and Starbucks recommends customers have it warm with either a Sunsera blend or a Caffé Verona.

According to its press release, all six new bakery items are available starting February 9, 2026, but the Chocolate Pistachio Loaf will only remain on the menu through winter.

Saturday, February 21, 2026

The LuLac Edition #5, 581, February 21st, 2026

THOMAS PAINE

THE GREAT

COMMUNICATOR

Thomas Paine was an English-born American Founding Father, French Revolutionary, inventor, political philosopher, and statesman. His pamphlets Common Sense (1776) and The American Crisis (1776–1783) framed the Patriot argument for independence from Great Britain at the outset of the American Revolution. Paine advanced Enlightenment-era arguments for human rights that shaped revolutionary discourse on both sides of the Atlantic.

Paine immigrated to the British American colonies in 1774 with the help of Benjamin Franklin, arriving in time to participate in the American Revolution. Virtually every American Patriot read his 47-page pamphlet Common Sense, which catalyzed the call for independence from Great Britain. He followed that breakthrough with the pro-independence American Crisis pamphlet series. Paine returned to Britain in 1787 and wrote Rights of Man (1791) to rebut critics of the French Revolution, particularly the Anglo-Irish conservative writer Edmund Burke. His authorship of the tract led to a trial and conviction in absentia in England in 1792 for the crime of seditious libel.

Paine has a claim to the title The Father of the American Revolution, which rests on his pamphlets, especially Common Sense, which crystallized sentiment for independence in 1776. It was published in Philadelphia on January 10, 1776, and signed anonymously "by an Englishman". It was an immediate success, with Paine estimating it sold 100,000 copies in three months to the two million residents of the 13 colonies. During the course of the American Revolution, one biographer estimated a total of about 500,000 copies were sold, including unauthorized editions.However, some historians dispute these numbers.Paine's original title for the pamphlet was Plain Truth, but Paine's friend, pro-independence advocate Benjamin Rush, suggested Common Sense instead. Finding a printer who was daring enough to commit his print shop to the printing of Common Sense was not easy. At the advice of Rush, Paine commissioned Robert Bell to print his work.

The pamphlet came into circulation in January 1776, after the Revolution had started. It was passed around and often read aloud in taverns, contributing significantly to spreading the idea of republicanism, bolstering enthusiasm for separation from Britain, and encouraging recruitment for the Continental Army. Paine provided a new and convincing argument for independence by advocating a complete break with history. Common Sense is oriented to the future in a way that compels the reader to make an immediate choice. It offers a solution for Americans disgusted with and alarmed at the threat of tyranny.

Paine's attack on monarchy in Common Sense was essentially an attack on King George III. Whereas colonial resentments were originally directed primarily against the king's ministers and Parliament, Paine laid the responsibility firmly at the king's door. Common Sense was the most widely read pamphlet of the American Revolution. It was a clarion call for unity against the corrupt British court, so as to realize America's providential role in providing an asylum for liberty. Written in a direct and lively style, it denounced the decaying despotisms of Europe and pilloried hereditary monarchy as an absurdity. At a time when many still hoped for reconciliation with Britain, Common Sense demonstrated to many the inevitability of separation.

Paine was not on the whole expressing original ideas in Common Sense, but rather employing rhetoric as a means to arouse resentment of the Crown. To achieve these ends, he pioneered a style of political writing suited to the democratic society he envisioned, with Common Sense serving as a primary example. Part of Paine's work was to render complex ideas intelligible to average readers of the day, with clear, concise writing unlike the formal, learned style favored by many of Paine's contemporaries. Scholars have put forward various explanations to account for its success, including the historic moment, Paine's easy-to-understand style, his democratic ethos, and his use of psychology and ideology.

Common Sense was immensely popular in disseminating to a very wide audience ideas that were already in common use among the elite who comprised Congress and the leadership cadre of the emerging nation, who rarely cited Paine's arguments in their public calls for independence. The pamphlet probably had little direct influence on the Continental Congress' decision to issue a Declaration of Independence, since that body was more concerned with how declaring independence would affect the war effort.One distinctive idea in Common Sense is Paine's beliefs regarding the peaceful nature of republics; his views were an early and strong conception of what scholars would come to call the democratic peace theory.

Loyalists vigorously attacked Common Sense; one attack, titled Plain Truth (1776), by Marylander James Chalmers, said Paine was a political quack[51] and warned that without monarchy, the government would "degenerate into democracy". Even some American revolutionaries objected to Common Sense; late in life John Adams called it a "crapulous mass". Adams disagreed with the type of radical democracy promoted by Paine (that men who did not own property should still be allowed to vote and hold public office) and published Thoughts on Government in 1776 to advocate a more conservative approach to republicanism.

In late 1776, Paine published The American Crisis pamphlet series to inspire the Americans in their battles against the British army. He juxtaposed the conflict between the good American devoted to civic virtue and the selfish provincial man. To inspire his soldiers, General George Washington had The American Crisis, first Crisis pamphlet, read aloud to them. It begins:

These are the times that try men's souls: The summer soldier and the sunshine patriot will, in this crisis, shrink from the service of their country; but he that stands it now, deserves the love and thanks of man and woman. Tyranny, like Hell, is not easily conquered; yet we have this consolation with us, that the harder the conflict, the more glorious the triumph. What we obtain too cheap, we esteem too lightly: it is dearness only that gives every thing its value. Heaven knows how to put a proper price upon its goods; and it would be strange indeed if so celestial an article as freedom should not be highly rated.

Paine was prolific and his communications for freedom and independence inspired many. Even after criticizing George Washington as an incompetent General in 1798 and his move to France, Paine is widely regarded as a founding member of the new nation.

Historians connect Paine to the rise of the national title "United States of America". Writing as "Republicus" in the June 29, 1776, issue of the Pennsylvania Evening Post, he urged Congress to adopt the name so the new polity could present itself as a nation, and the phrase reached a wider audience days later in the Declaration.

EVERY moment that I reflect on our affairs, the more am I convinced of the necessity of a formal Declaration of Independence. Reconciliation is thought of now by none but knaves, fools and madmen; and as we cannot offer terms of peace to Great-Britain, until, as other nations have done before us, we agree to call ourselves by some name, I shall rejoice to hear the title of the UNITED STATES OF AMERICA, in order that we may be on a proper footing to negotiate a peace.

On the morning of June 8, 1809, Paine died, aged 72, at 59 Grove Street in Greenwich Village, New York City.[119] Although the original building no longer exists, the present building has a plaque noting that Paine died at this location.[

After his death, Paine's body was brought to New Rochelle, but the Quakers would not allow it to be buried in their graveyard as per his last will, so his remains were buried under a walnut tree on his farm. In 1819, English agrarian radical journalist William Cobbett, who in 1793 had published a hostile continuation of Francis Oldys (George Chalmer)'s The Life of Thomas Paine, dug up his bones and transported them back to England with the intention to give Paine a heroic reburial on his native soil, but this never came to pass. The bones were still among Cobbett's effects when he died over fifteen years later but were later lost. There is no confirmed story about what happened to them after that, although various people have claimed throughout the years to own parts of Paine's remains, such as his skull and right hand. (wikipedia, LuLac)